Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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5town record collection of his brother, His brother would play the scratchy LPs while he was fixing his Thunderbird and the music would keep him awake in his room above the garage.
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6pulled out his sling shot and let fly a stone into the dark woods. There was a slight rustle followed by a huge thunder. Uncle Mike and Granny scooped up the boy and ran inside.
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9In desperation, I threw the damn empty pistol at the ichor monstrousity. "Ow!" it burbled from one of its many orifices. "You sure know how to hurt a guy!"
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4. Alfred stirred his tea and looked out at the fading tail-lights of the Batmobile. He sighed calling Gordon on the cell, "Yes, Master Bruce is on his way, Please humor him."
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7it was mankind's only hope against the alien armada. They had high-phase lasers and we had gel cream and popsicles. But humans were the only ones who had these things.
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4It had a read out of how much time you wasted in your life, how many days were left, and how much time you would have had if you followed your life's goal. It didn't sell well.
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2"I have been so lonely." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Don't know what to do." (dah-dah-dah-dum) "Got those no-banana hung-over monkey blues." (Dah-dah-dit-a-dah DUM!)
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6"Action Hits Likes a Sledgehammer to the Forebrain, (Until it Stops)" — Martin T. from Omaha, Nebraska. The reviews or her one woman show, "This is Me, Deal with It" were
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4Hundreds of English professors are mad at me for my guaranteed get-rich secret from publishing on FoldingStory! Call my toll-free number to find out how! As I write this from my
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4enly, on the peaks top, I saw my dear mum in a bright light holding a freshly baked pie. "Is that you?" "No dear, you are just suffering from lack of oxygen. Where's your mittens?"
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5wedding gig. There he was, about to play "Sunrise, Sunset." for the hunderth time. When he switched to Ice-Ts "Cop Killer."
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4She sighed and handed him her 20-sided dice, "I can't be part of your clan, anymore. I'm a trial lawyer now." He moped, "Who will our Half-Dwarf Cleric now? Who?"
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4Of course I had to lie about my age, it is not easy to pretend to be a five-year old when you are pushing 50. I had prepared "The Good Ship Lollipop" and wore my sparkly uniform.
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5Most pirates had a parrot, he had a cat. It perched on his shoulder with its tail brushing his upper lip giving the impression of a mustache. Especially helpful in combat, it would
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3...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."
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4"Is it: A) The same as stars in the sky? B) Are we talking fire ants? C) Trick! Gorillas don't 'swing' D) HELP! I am writing this SAT answer against my will!" I used my #2 pencil
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4"Okay, okay, I'll do this just once, and then it is off to bed." The toddler nodded her head vigorously. He brought out the trampoline, the kazoo, and the ocelot.
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3partake in a chorus of lowing moos to Handel's Messiah. We thought they were a little "pitchy" tonight and decided they needed more roughage in their oats. Classically bred,
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3He stumbled out to the dock. The party was raging in the manor as he finished the dregs from his snifter. Getting into the rowboat he wondered, "Ah, but is it just a dream?"
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3He took out his eraser and rubbed out the border between North and South Dakota. "There! now they are one state! That was easy." Next, he eyed West Virginia.