Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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4that time she held the football, teasing him to make the punt, always pulling away at the last second. I feel this was the start of his downward spiral. Rest in peace Charlie."
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3for you to know, dear reader, my love. To many, I am just a bunch of wires with a monitor. But to you, when you type on me in your late night sessions, I understand.
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4Salt Lake City, the city that knows no sleep. Where coffee and aspirin are the drug of choice and where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Mormon. This was my beat.
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490 proof spill out onto the green. Amazingly, it was not Tebow's severed head on the ground but the top of a life-size whiskey decanter. "Where 's Tebow?" thought Willis.
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5The dictator bequethed his right-hand man the oil fields to the North and his armored tank division. Unknown to the dictator, his right-hand man was the leader of the resistance.
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3With the time I had I made elaborate braided patterns in my bristly beard. I had just completed my "Ode to the Birds in the Trees," when the warden knocked on my oubliette.
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5<Radio or other media reports major plot point to protagonist.> Meanwhile, <antangonist states expositional monolague to justify actions.> When <protagonist flash-backs to meeting
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3"The city is full of trash, Mrs. Fletcher and I am the broom." John sneered at that busy-body from Cabot Cove.
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6is to aquire a kennel of pure bred corgis. During the climax of Fatboy Slim's Rockafeller Shank, release the hounds on the dance floor and say 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' How jovial!
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2Ernesto decidió que iba a escribir novelas luchador. "Sus ojos se encontraron detrás de las máscaras vibrantes. ¿Quién era este misterioso personaje, cuyo corazón late por ella?"
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8grocery list. "A loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and a stick of butter." Reading the eerie portents of the raven's amassing in a cyclonic horror, she knew she had to shop.
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6my swimsuit got lost in the tide. How long could I tread water watching Samira dance 'The Monkey' by the Midnight Surfing Shindig bonfire? Parts were getting wrinkly.
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6It started, innocuous: a back-pack here, a pencil-box there. But then she took over, members of parliament, air-carriers, etc. Hello Kitty everywhere. Badtz-Maru went underground.
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6shooed him aside. "Go back to ya camel, old man!" and went about eating their dates. The prophet of God did a double-take, "Why you... a plague on the lot of you! Harumph!"
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2He put on his jeweler's glass and went to work. To create the "Battle of the Bulge" diorama on the molecular scale, required an even hand. The door slammed causing whole armies to
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3The gnome leaped to his tiny feet, swung his gossamer lasso and hog-tied the squirrel in 10 seconds flat. Thus, began the fairy rodeo.
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4"You know why they have musk-mellons at weddings? because they CANTALOPE!" The bride rolled her eyes heaven-ward. Why did he pick HIM for the Best-Man, Why?
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4Kitten looks out of the window at the rain sluicing down in droplets across the lush verdant and thinks of nothing but murder all day.
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2Her pillow wasn't even touched. In another strobe of the lightning, I see that the closet door is banging back and forth with a muffled thump. "Oh..," I thought, "It's back again."
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5decided that he was sick of puttering around the garden in his red pointy hat. He put down his ceramic wheelbarrow and marched past the hollyhocks to the King's Cross Station.