Finished Folds (1921—1940)
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2final rhine-stone was in place, her living room sparkled with the glow of a thousand suns. A single 60-watt bulb refracted into a whole Pink Floyd Laser spectacle. Guests would
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8Dun-Dun-DAAHHH!! What a twist! (and so early in the story.) Who knew that what was supposed to be a delightful romp turned to CANNIBALISM? Read no further! unless you are willing
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4Tilting his cowboy hat, he stared into the lights.The live cameras focused on him after a tap-dancing cigarette ad . "Preforming 'Indian Love Song' the yodeler! Slim Whitman!"
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4His eyes glazed as he looked into the dairy section. What did they put into a White Russian? Would non-dairy creamer work? Did they ever try buttermilk? At 3 am, his thoughts went
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6He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been some party last night. In his haze he noticed there was a red string tied to his big toe.
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4"How anachronistic," replied the 17th century philospher, Thomas Hobbes to Calvin, 16th century theologian. "Where did get that gattling gun? and why aren't you dead?"
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4white stuffed bear Calvin was wrestling. Susie knew that Calvin was in the throws of deep psychosis. He didn't even know his parents first names. It was a bi-polar disorder.
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5Bucky picked up his duffle bag, took the picture of the Capt. and him fly-fishing, and pushed out of the tent. "Good riddance." muttered Mr. America as he popped a brew.
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3bring me out of these deep doldrums of dreck. Someone has licked the sugar off my gumdrops. All my rainbows are single and mono-chrome. The Candyland has been foreclosed. The End.
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5search. It was a pleasant party in the dining room as the Titanic 2's Captain brought out the sacrificial knife and requested a volunteer from the audience. The Maelstrom surged in
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5cher chic. He needed to cram on the Francais if he was going to win Paula's heart. He had the beret and the bagette, and now he only had to learn the language of love, in one week.
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4Uncle Gary's Pizza-a-Palooza Lazer-Tag Arena? Huh?" She tossed the bendy straw in his face and stormed off. He looked down with tears at his Stilton Burger with baby-spinach.
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6improvised suction-cup mittens. She crawled, spider-like, up the moist wall. She tied the lint to the bars. Creating a spark with the lifesaver, she burned her way out to freedom.
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2I tried to show romance by tweeting to her as minimally as possible. "You,me.yes? <3" But I found out she was seeing another. "1+1 not 2 c othr guy, go" I had to win her back.
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4I looked at the road I could have traveled, and saw a ghostly image of myself in an alternative universe. He was Goofus to my Galliant. As I settled into my simple life, he went on
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3I stared groggily through the mist as car lights whizzed by. I heard distant calliope music. Traumatized, I tried to flag down a motorist. A Good Humor Ice Cream truck rolled up.
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6The chainsaw sent off sparks as it cut into Susan's unibrow. It was the hardest hair to shave. Only lumberjacks were allowed to mend her beauty. Being in Alaska, her prospects were
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9in a jar by her bedside. Her soul flickered like a plasma ball when she turned the TV to "Dancing with the Stars." Her mom said she should place it in a safer place but she didn't
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3of stapling documents. He hated his stapler, the haphazard 'Ker-chunk' sound it made, the way it jammed every eighth page. When he was due to refill it, he broke badly.
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8he found the trap door. The zombies splintered through the dead bolts as he shut it behind him. He stumbled into a large conference room with a white board. "You're late. Tea?"