Finished Folds (1941—1960)
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2Propiedad de burro se ha transmitido de padres a hijos. Los niños ricos a menudo personalizar su burro con pintura en aerosol.
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7powerpoint presentation. "By this pie-chart, the damned are no longer screaming in torment, they are just pouting in ennui. We need to light a fire under this project, literally."
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4"They're their there! We're where we were." She'd said shielded by the shed. The Grand Melee of grammar made Gramma mad. Wars of wielded words were the worst.
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5they were never seen together in the same room. You could only tell them apart because Slim had a prominent handle-bar mustache. m80, the black sheep of the family, was often found
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4cycled onward as I reincarnated over and over again. After being struck by lightning for the fifth time, I decided this had to stop. I rang the Nirvana hot-line. Cobain answered.
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7t like so much kindling. With a schnoz like yours, you will never make it in Hollywood. What you need is an agent. Jims the Cricks is me and I can get you into pictures at 10 per.
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9the teacher gave young Leia a time-out. She pulled her by her side hair-bun to the principal's office. Han playing with his nerf ball, pouted by the wall "Who's scruffy looking..."
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3He ruminated about what she just said. "Really? how was it?" (How was it? what a stupid thing to say. STUPID!) She turned away and bit her lip. "It was just like kissing a bunny."
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1With cloning, the introduction of extinct species as domestic pets was all the rage. Soon Mastodons and Dodos had their own boutique salons. Tasmanian tigers strolled the parks.
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2"Enjoy." smiled the motel clerk, passing me the key from behind the bullet-proof glass. As he turned to watch Top Gear, I trudged past the dirty ash trays to my hollow-core door.
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8he head of the Old Jedediah Masters. Jacob Yoder pondered how long it would for young Lukas Haymaker to know the ways of the Amish. "Churn away from the dark side, you will."
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5He sat back and stretched his legs. He had finally done it, all 600 pages. The epic "To-Do" list for the rest of his life. Number 1: wash socks...
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5What the world needs is a slightly irate scientist who just wants to take over the world in smaller chunks, like the neighbors next door who BBQ at all hours of the night. His plan
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5If only I had a Range Rover, a propane stove and a mobile satellite with 1080 HD plasma tv, then I could be like my forefathers and go off into the Yukon wilderness. Oh, also a
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1hunger knew no bounds as he proceeded to eat the lunch rush at the food court. GULP! The Obedience SWAT was called to yell "Bad Dog!" over a bullhorn, but the mall was done.
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6He pulled out his WW1 truncheon and hobbled to the gray dirt patch under the withered oak behind the old man's shotgun shack. "Was this the spot?" he wondered as he dug furiously.
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3didn't place a can of motor oil in the bin for Toys-for-Bots. Since fewer people were priests, it was the first occupation for most driods. "Holier-than-thou" logic imprinted into
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1has been scrapped because Mrs. Petri in accounting used it to pay off her gambling debts. In other news, the food poisoning at the I-Team get-together was linked to deviled eggs.
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4an all-expenses paid family vacation to the Wisconsin Dells." She slid the bolt on her shotgun. "The countdown begins... NOW!" Picking up their army knives and string, they ran.
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5With some surgical tubing and an ice-cream bucket, my friends and I could catapult fresh fruit from blocks away. Our neighbors would be pelted by kiwis from unknown locations.