Finished Folds (221—240)
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2some St Christopher's medal. The priest was a carrot and stick kind of guy, although the stick most times was heaver that the carrot, he tried to always give both together.
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0Ralph was a rude crude dude! He didn't was his hands he just spit in his palm and rubbed his hands together. In a little while strings of filth would form and fall off his hands.
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2his problem with Minnie. She been committed to an mental asylum because Mickey had said she was crazy. But then we found out Mickey had really been saying "She's F*c#ing Goofy!"
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2but it wasn't a dog . The local Rent-a cop whipped it out and started to pee on the park Art when the amperage struck! He jumped, Screamed, and shot the sculpture. The newspaper
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3she had spotted strange going's-on around my house at night. The neighborhood dogs would quit barking and pitifully whine, Cats and opossums wold scurry away glancing behind the
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2aren't those grass skirts a little flammable. I mean, one spark and it's good night Larry King, Hello Dr. Ruth!
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1I am a 65 years old retiree, people look askance at me when I say things like, I"I think Ill build a Mandolin from scratch then learn to play it. It only takes my time, not theirs
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2Over thirty days of drizzling rain and my mood is as dull as the cloud who's unselfconscious drool oozes down my window. Can we all scream "GREY", god i'm sick of grey.
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0who lays on her belly with her ass shining in the yellow morning glow from the window above the bed. I know not her name an will never see her again but for this moment I love her
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5Take it back! We didn't order Anchovies! His nose ring started to quiver ! I wouldn't have thought so, but quivering nose rings are scary. I gave him a five dolor tip and the Pizza
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3made Appellation Springtime Shotgun tossed salad. A great favorite at Shotgun Wedding Receptions. Bird shot was preferred over Slugs, slugs didn't stir the salad, just made a hole.
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3"Cement his reputation" that's laugh! The Botulism Burger left anyone who ate it with a smooth frozen face. Just be sure your face is in the position you want it to be in!
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1Phases, we all go through them. My last one was called the "Full Moon in Noon Light" or "Pantie-less at Twelve" or "Thong-less at Twelve-dongs"
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3He closed his eyes and focused on the warm feeling in his ankle, nice, very nice, but a aroma lightly wafted across his face, vinagar? Is mama making pickles? I peek!... BAD DOG!
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1Chris said he wasn't ready to replace Bill Cosby. F*c% Bill I ain't F*c%in changing my act one F*c%in bit, kiss my motherF*c%in ass. I can't be the dumb whites guys savoir. F*c%
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1people quit to make homemade SOAP (Sudsy Oily Auwful-tasting Pucks) out of whatever they had available. Like Gobs of animal fat, Piles of wood ashes and a lawn full of weeds-herbs
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0CTRL-V again, the word count mafia, or WoCOMaf , and hired a WOCG (Western Oregon Computer Geeks) to infect a virus that added two Ctrl-X's after each CTRL_V. A negative one gain
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5"Reverse polarity, Reverse polarity" the metallic voice shouted. "Shut up" if you've got enough power to tell me the battery's are in backwards why don't you light the damn flash.
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0But I must admit it's just because of the picture that flash in my mind when i hear TITIcaca. Tell me it doesn't sound like Boobs and Poop. A grade schoolers paradise.
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1grease! Heated to the melting point of monkey grease, Is quite fluid, flows well and takes a nice polish. For external use only, unless refrigerated.