Finished Folds (241—260)
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2I had to find this elusive jerk of a hit man and reschedule the hit. Who knew a minor reschedule of an airline flight could throw so many things out of kilter. Now, whom to kill
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4Amish aprons and bonnets and holding large wooden stirring spoons in their front paws. Moles will give quick whacks of punishment for any breach of etiquette. This Marriage will
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2The barmaid exclaimed "If you don't shut the hell up i'm going to bust you in the mouth." He gazed at her breasts longingly and couldn't help himself. "Which One!" The Ambulance
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2The demon said "When are you going to quit sleeping with Mom. Last time you did I was the result, What did you two make this time?" Well it sure the hell isn't by choice she gets
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2Damn it you know better than to ask me something like that. My momma and your momma were pregnant together, We were born two weeks apart, We nursed the same breasts. Of course
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0shrink and twist pulling the quilt out of shape and making the pattern almost obscene. These quilts should never be put on a bed or your springs would rust and silk rot. Caninabis
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4The Cucumber School was very strict! Drugs were not allowed on campus especially the dreaded "Ale-gar. It had ruined almost as many alumni as the horrid Frenchie style Vine-gar.
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2out toward midfield then started into a twisting whistling curve back toward the goal. What was this magic? The ball made another whistling twist and headed for the far corner. Sue
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3was quickly diluted by the rain and formed fascinating Mandelbrot patterns on the side walk. If only he could get his camera, Blood & Gold Awesome, but his blood loss quickly
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3concealed pouch and pore in the dehydrated wine dredges and super concentrated alcohol into the water, give it quick shake or stir and Viola a miracle!
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3"Well hell just how do you tell the live ones from the dead ones then?" "Well to start with the live ones don't stink!" Good point!, but with our boots off who could tell? Alvin
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4But having been chosen a one of the charter alumni of the American Hogwarts School for Wizards. He was determined to succeed but just who decided combine a wand with a cattle prod
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5Mad dog 2020, my knowledge of wines is solely base on the cost of my dinner. Never have an expensive wine with hot dogs in macaroni and cheese. The trolls ransom for me was live
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2chamber was secure. Leakage was impossible. But Irradiating "Twinkies" seemed rather asinine to me, They had a shelf life only exceeded by Radiums Half Life. My symptoms, Frogfeet
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2the new Powered Orange Juicer mother was sitting on and reaching her third big "O" in the last minute. You and you sisters can have you're own, their QVC specials. When I awake you
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2The empty rocking chair leaned back HARD, catching the cats tail. The cat Jumped and tried to get behind the Buffet Hutch tipping it in front of the door. Grandpa's evil Spirit
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4New Moon light by Noon light. The glow is so dim you might, have a hard time finding it's source in the sky. Look down not up, it might improve your luck. Two shadows, find the dim
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2If I know what I know, because I knew it, and I can't know what I don't know, can I intuit?... If I intuit, I must have knew it, so my plea must be "I'll do it!" When "I'll do it"
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5As I do my dance of love, with my depends hanging low, I should have bought the bigger size, cause this ones almost full, then I step in something squishy, Oh No I've sprung a leak
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1time and time again. The Viagra douche worked wonders at keeping her men at attention. She would take pity on them and call 911 after they passed out or 4 hour what ever came 1st