Finished Folds (261—280)
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1This story will end after 10 lines. OK, Now what? Who's going to tell me what to write next? Why did my teacher have to require me sing up for this humiliation? I can Sign a Check!
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2The Easter Bunny crawled closer to the chicken coop. Ass and ears high above the low cut field grass. Anyone even half looking would of seen him. Stealth wasn't his strong suite
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4use the music from the first; "Star Wars bar scene" dressed like the Blue woman with three breasts performing a "Northwest Loggers STOMP in Corks! But I chose the High Road
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3first effort at writing code called spaghetti code. This was much much worse. This was "Spaghetti O's," every like formed a loop. Small Loops, Big Loops. Loops inside loops.
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1Too many people in one car packed with too much Stuff, if was summer, why did we need to bring our winter coats. It' not like we get out of the car except to pee or eat. Roadtrips
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1perfect figure. She had lost one ear, one arm, one leg, one breast, due to the leprosy but all on her left side. When she stood right side to you she looked pretty good.
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6sort of reverse miracle, the only person with an actual negative I Q Score. The truth is they shamed me with their ignorance, but I didn't want them to know how stupid they were.
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1because he was famous as, Dr. Bruce Banner, Big Bright Blue Ball Testicle Tester and restorer. The Dr. said "Sorry I only treat Blue Balls and whats with the Yellow fur? Is this a
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0But the Road Island State Secret Service's covert operation to force a hostile take over of the U.S. Secret Service was failing because the kids were eating the "Bugger Bugs" hid
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4and general Bitchiness with crying. It was getting to be expected rather than shocking, to see overly macho men like the WWE wrestlers, saunter out then start crying if the crowd
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6They knew swayback bucking horses should be mounted from the left side. The Bucking horse was named U Tube, making fun of her deep swayback. No one was eve thrown from U Tube.
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2the Lavender herb patch to try for humming birds. Stickleback roe and humming bird tung's simmered in honey mead became a fishy smelling glop with hallucinatory properties sought
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1as much pubic from the mens urinals as they could get. Luckily the taverns in this neighborhood seldom cleaned the urinals. We quickly twisting and wove the hair into the perfect
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1Why did everyone have to get excited over the phrase "Going Postal" Considering how many employees worked for the Postal service. Very few of us ever truly went "Postal" I only did
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5Banjo's are hard to hunt in fact in all our years of hunting my Bud's and I have failed to get one. We came close a few times, Last year we even saw one but this year all we found
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2was impressive, who would think you could get such a big bang out of Mintos, Diet Cola, Horse shit and Cinnamon Red Hots. The Horse shit was just for flavor, The Red Hots added
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0of Cotton Candy. Boy I had really pissed off that Guy at the Cotton Candy booth. I'm glad I didn't try the same thing at the rifle range. 22's may be small, but they Smart
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1Centipede if I can't get my Pede Centered? DNA mutation was critical to the centering process. Three other attempts had only moved her pede farther and farther to starboard. Naval
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3but it was worth it. The Island was covered with stinking, rotting, whale blubber. That should keep the damn Summer People of Island for while and since the locals had destroyed
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0They wanted to spoon with their Obese Babes but thats hard to do when the handles are short and the spoons are heaped with Crisco. Yes Sir! Ye Sir! Two Bags Full