Finished Folds (281—300)
-
0bodyguards and every last one of those cowardly bastards Jumped towards, an unexpected move, and forced me into the fetal position. "I'm Safe!" Then I noticed the grenade tucked
-
0I say Flaming but they were just smoldering now, having consumed most of the body fats. The Girls dance with glee that will teach them to inter the Cheerleader tryouts! A sudden
-
0and that was when everyone found out he only half Jewish. The Left half ! The other half was Rastafarian and the last half pure Appalachian Ridge Back.
-
2you quit watching old "Wonder Woman and Superman reruns" If you didn't get drunk and try to Fly, the stupid plots depressed you so much you jumped. Either way stay off the
-
2projectile diarrhea and drooling vomit, what ever I had ingested, my body wanted rid of it NOW! The last time I had felt like this was after two "Binto Taco's" from a push cart in
-
1rebelled against the local natives who had been steeling their babies and killing the old ones just for resale in the black market. When the silver-backs started selling native
-
1get it right. Is it Tight to the ceiling and Might be on the floor or tight to the floor and might be no the ceiling. Wait a minute who's head is that anyway, Shit it's Mine!
-
5quality control mark, so sheen knew the girl just like the beer was rejected. Laverne never did get it right. Any thing with her QC mark "L" on it was sure to be
-
1Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. Just because a horses ass is something quite enormous. Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. I know her ass is just as big, butt I adore it
-
2Bob Square Pants swim suit was a little to silly for a serious mission with Jacques Cousteau. Naahh! Bob fit in anywhere and Cousteau tried make jokes, they just fell flat.
-
2when we were baby sitting a two year old girl named TAKE . We only glanced away for a instant and she dissipatedly disappeared. We yelled "Miss TAKE, Miss TAKE and heard her
-
3You know what do when you get writers block? Stack it in the corner with the others, till you have enough to build a really solid two story, three hole brick outhouse. Conjoined
-
1and becoming the Pivot point. As they spun faster and faster around the pivot the outer Reindeer slipped due a lack of centripetal force and an excess of velocity and flew out
-
5was from Mad Magazine. "Your submitted items have no intrinsic value, makes no sense whatever, has no effective time line. Perfect for our rag but, "We don't do Zombies" cease and
-
1If I brought enough K Y Jelly with me to the meeting wouldn't be too painful, at least not for me, I hated the feeling of a dry hump, so always had plenty of K Y in stock, intense
-
2only one way to settle this pick a movie I haven't seen and you can ruin the plot for me. What movie? How about Matrix? Oh Great! You pick a movie that doesn't have a plot and
-
2while they sang "She'll have Fun Fun Fun till her Daddy takes the T-Bird away!" but they were referring to the cheep enhanced wine called "Thunder Bird." Thus her Name "Cheep Wine"
-
2his self destructive path of Dado Masochist making irregular ogive's on all his treasured furniture designs. His furniture looked like it had been made by a child using the best
-
2Warning Fuckitall May cause a blasé attitude towards normal daily tasks like Eating, Wiping your ass, Keeping the wheels pointing down on your car, and telling your the Judge No
-
3d it tasted gritty and sweet like a pear. The wave rolling in was topped with whipped cream, the wave itself was made of Chai Tea at exactly 120 degrees ( He liked it semi cool)