Finished Folds (301—320)
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3aster, because their last name bates. But Malignant wasn't too pleased with her middle name either. Why had Mom named her tumor. Just because she had no features and got bigger and
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1why wouldn't he leave us to do what we doing instead of shouting "Oh Do that thing you Do Do so well" it wasn't funny, hadn't been funny and wouldn't get funny. Just let whack one
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1by continuously trying to lick Jesus's balls. Rover wouldn't quit so finally Jesus squatted down and let Rover lick his balls. Someday we'll have to tell Rover he's not a real dog.
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5just a bit of squab talk always left me with that COO COO Cool feeling that came cooing. The main problem was my tendency to try roosting under over passes and bridges. My eggs
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4assent up the left face. The winter trip was like climbing into a Coldwell and was expensive thank god my Banker was providing the Capital for the
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2better get those marshmallows out of the sun before you have just one big marshmallow." That shut the Oracle up! It was such a change in the conversation she didn't know where
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2mentally transported my essence to the control room in my bedroom orchestral cello case. Reversing the position of the cello case clasp's from open, closed, closed, open, open, to
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8an adapter to convert his VHS player shaped like a Corvette Sting Ray to Netflix CD format. The 7/11 on the corner should have one. twice he had
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1crossed across his chest and a Webley Fosbury automatic revolver, in .455 Webley caliber stuck into the waistband of his chinos and pulling the front of his pants so low pubic
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2I could see myself laying on the couch. Flat on my back, eyes closed, hands stupidly crossed on my chest like a corpse at wake.When mother saw me ran she ran to me and knocked my
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1His hair line fascinated her. She was nine inches taller than him and his hair transplant job was as obvious as a row of telephone poles crossing a flat barren desert. Neat spots
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3His hair line fascinated her. She was nine inches taller than him and his hair transplant job was as obvious as a row of telephone poles crossing a flat barren desert. Neat spot of
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4The wet cold asphalt was the same color as the sky that drooled on my mood. "Cheer Up!" the damn Dr. had said. How can anyone Cheer Up in the Pacific North West. When it wasn't
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2on his doughnut enhanced ass. As I hid behind the baseball cap display rack, the cop shouted " You Pakistani bastard your under arrest." "1st I'm from Jersey and 2nd Screw you!"
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3fight the Cattle industry and the flatulent cows whose gassiness was not only stinking up the country side but destroying the ozone but having a Wendy's triple burger with
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3dropped their putters and stood in awe. Just how the hell was Jesus going to get his golf ball out of the water trap. "We told you not try for a hole in one on a three par hole
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1quickly spun in a circle glaring at everyone, his interface points started to smoke and he broke into an old soft shoe twitch dance. St. Vitus pance and a thisp! No! Kill me pleth
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3wish three times that you had never met the djinn. These guys have had thousands of years to think up ways to screw up any wish, it was a rigged game. The only way to win was to
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1Now This looked interesting. My cousin and I had been playing pranks on each other since we attended the citywide ecclesiastical camp. War Ants in his jock strap! Just thinking of
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1at the lesbian bar. When I asked him why he hung out (so to speak) in a lesbian bar. he said "I heard it was a muff divers heaven but it must be a secret because I never see any