Finished Folds (321—340)
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0pickled skunk cabbage and Limburger cheese impossible pie. MMM MMM Good! This recipe would definatly be a keeper. I'll inter it into the Road Kill Cookbook contest. Last years
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2with Jane. He hung th panties under the rocking chair. then he got a big slice of watermelon, sat in the rocker and started to rock and eat. Perfect it kept the flies off his food.
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0The super glue had done a superb job. Too bad it had been labeled "K Y Intense." The most embarrassing thing was the fact that he missed with his first and last pelvic thrust. Noon
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3walked into a bank and robbed it. Then he sat down and took a nap trying to live up to his knick name. After his arrest he learned his knick name was for being Horny nor Slow.
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3I learned everything I needed to know in kindergarten. Like "What mine is mine and so is yours", "Show me your and I'll show you mine!", "Afternoon naps are OK Nooners are better"
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0exposing their melons and god knows I love a good pair of Casabas as much as the next Peeper but damn it why was I so fascinated with their melons, after all their nude breasts
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0She was mystified how she acquired a Brazilian Pubic cut and a strange thing it was! It looked like a Hitler mustache turned vertically. A thin line running down the labia who
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0OK The last time he had performed surgery he had cut a little deep and cut through the table ruining his favorite scalpel. But he had been drunk then, he was only High on pot now
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2farmer sowing a field and the Ovum bounced like supper balls some times gaining in height with each bounce till they fell with such force that they dented the" Airstream Trailer"
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2sat back in his camp chair watching the dog. When the Lab started to move he again admonished "Staaaaaaaayyy!" The dog treat was balanced right on the tip of his nose and
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1teenage Girls from the Backwoods Redneck Academy Inter-Agency Nucleus Liaison environmental Sports Stadium or BRAINLESS for short. He couldn't wait for the fun the scratch N Snif
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2the primary point is to be as vague as possible yet convincing the client that whats said is very revealing. It's all in the eyes and posture. But I am remiss on Squirrel posture
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1it felt good showing off for the crowd. Of course being 6 stories up on the scaffolding reduced the effect somewhat but I was sure the people across central park had a telescope
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4"God not the old Pickle at my throat again. I've got get out of this business!" being a Sex Therapist for prepubescent senior citizens jut wasn't a easy as it sounded in school
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1Knock Knock Joke! This type of joke was fast becoming extinct, due to the Internet, some how reading a Knock Knock Joke just wasn't as funny as hearing one and signing for the deaf
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1why Banana Splits on long Alaskan winter nights some times became lethal when living in a igloo condo. But he winter gardener's fees were outrageous. He just sat indoors bitching
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0"no not Kentucky Fried Chicken, it was Kathy frigging Carmichael." She entered the T V show The Hoarders and while mucking out her kitchen they found the David Bowie oven mitt.
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1hands rather that theirs. My 5 year old son asked why my ass was covered in a giraffe pattern when he walked in as I was changing clothes and saw my bruises. I told him it was a
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0the parade move on ways and a new parade float stopped in front of us. This one had a plastic flamingo theme. So much pink the it almost blinded the crowd with pink reflections
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4No one believed that Arkansas Ridge Runners ( wild Pigs ) were kidnapping children for a ransom of Oreo Cookies. A lot of Oreo Cookies. Six Hundred Sixty Six Oreo's to be exact.