Finished Folds (141—160)
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3It was a shame the slime in the flower vase stank so much. The flowers though dried out still held their shape quite well and the florists skill was apparent. Oops! The petals fell
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0in heat and nothing is squirrelier than a flying squirrel in heat. I once saw a stiff wind blow a womans fur hat off and before it hit the ground it was triple humped soggy. Frieda
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0regretted singing "You might as well be walking on the Sun" when the Genie asked them what their last wish was. Their last wish was a Hot one!
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3after killing the cooks he made more pancakes. using the biggest pan he could find to made one big pancake. When he tried to flip it he hit himself forehead. Hercules died hungry
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2Jet propulsion from auto ignited farts. The hard part to this genetic mutation was developing asbestos feathers around the anal protrusion and thrust reverser. These birds flew
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5my geriatric homies. We had the toughest gang in the retirement center! Plus one of our gang "Ole clear eyes" could still see good enough to drive at night. We did drive by Moons!
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7Punctuation can hurt! Especially when Big Bubba does it! He closes his statements with a kielbasa sized finger hard into your chest. A question? He hooks his hand behind your neck.
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2I love Pretzels but only eat the ones tied in a knot! The Pretzel Sticks confuse me I can't decide which end to bite, If I bite the middle I end up with four more ends. Terrifying
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4I started to write this yesterday and finished it up today. But in between then and now I can't remember what it was I wanted to say. I'l reread it tomorrow and to see if it comes
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2surly water logged Cinnamon Bear. The last time he had came ashore the Sea Bees had kicked his ass but it took three squads; only one squad was chasing me; no problem Bear 1 Bees 0
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2turned out to be a Golden Shower fetishist and his green sombrero showed obvious signs of yellow urine stains. But the weekend wasn't a complete loss. They found the Cookie Sutra
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4The sight of her chasing that Slurpee straw with her tung was so alluring every teenage boy in the room stared at her raptly. Then the boys simultaneously shivered, quivered and
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4but she had failed to untie the stern cleat and the transom gave a loud groan as the line became tight. Which would give way first; the spring line, the cleats or the transom? Sex
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1The Nun's offer intrigued Jeb! He would use any excuse to get out of his smelly robe even sex with a Nun. Why did his order have to insist on never washing their robes instead of
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0Octavia's spaced out friends didn't care for Xeno. While they pretended to be spaced out he truly was space out. He came from one of Saturn's unnamed moons and truly was one very
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8as long as I didn't have to participate I could care less what they did during their time share. I reserved my times for the spring breaks and sought out the young college girls.
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1to Quartzsite Arizona to join the Snowbird population! The instant cities of RV's that built up in the desert each fall was a perfect place open a geriatrics whore house.
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1But only till he came to the center of the earth and then he started to fall upward. Because a bottomless pit must pass all the way through the earth or it would have a bottom. No!
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2My saliva would do nothing for her terminal halitosis but if she believed it cured her other STD's I could demand a huge price/pint. Do you know how many spits are in a pint? Too
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4of designated drainers. Crap I was squeamish about blood, had been all my life. Now I would have to drain the blood of bad spellers, try not to up-chuck and hope my spealing pased.