Finished Folds (121—140)
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8on 1 WW2 BMW with a side car, with the original German Army paint job. Not a beautiful bike but serviceable and tough. I drove and she maintained the bike and we both Zen-ed out on
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0the Mini Bikini he had ordered from G-Bay turned out to be disappointing, actually it was very disappointing, he had paid twenty dolors plus shipping for two band-aids and a Cork!
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7but had spent hours on his own perfecting the browning process for the meet. It tasted fantastic but they said no one wants a better Taco. If it taste different they spit it out.
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3The Robot was annoyed as only robots can become annoyed. Anyway it started to stamp it's third foot and whine "Whirr whirr whirr! Oops the damn fans stuck. Alice's box popped out
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2The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing" "Well I was counting the freckles on the back of Jane's neck, but theres a problem." Whats the problem? she asked. "Their moving" I said
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4Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail? "All I did was connect the dots as my teacher showed me." "Well yes" the policeman said " but these dot were on an in use Bikini. She's
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4She sat up in bed and started talking." I don't know who he is mom." "Wake up your dreaming again" I said "I know. That's what he Said." she said. Wake up honey you're sleeptalking
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4miles farther up the coast. Why the old man ever decided to retire in Portugal we will probably never discover in this story line. But The French invasion and the old man were tied
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3the voters would just have to adjust to it. Why congress was requiring all candidates to run by their user I D Name we'll never know but "Goofy's Grandma" just may become our next
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5Camouflage duct-tape! Guns, Ammo and such are the consumables of a modern army but Camouflage duct-tape is a necessity. Modern equipment is so flimsy almost every thing has to be
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4mansion and have never worked a day in your life. Your family is still living off your great grandfathers money. Simple man, living a simple life my ass." You're a political hack
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2the little man pretends to be asleep or dead. The bear sniffs his pants again. "Yep" the bear says "I knew you were the one who stole my honey.I plant a special aromatic herb near
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8An orphan's life is never easy but Birthdays are especially hard. Even if you are fortunate enough to know your real birthday. Some of us were given a birthday by Guess. "You look
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2The first few times this happened I though I was being telliported in my sleep. Then I realized it was my parents who were dropping me off way out in the desert. At least they
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5Uncle." "How can he be my Uncle?" I asked. " Well" my wife answered,"He's your fathers brother." "Shit! You cheated on me with my Grandfather." "Actually it was a threesome with
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2make some thing surprising. The Chef looked for something unusual and spotted the chicken feet. He quickly make chicken feet corndogs! His first! -He should have removed the spurs!
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5into the stall walls as they tried to get all three buttocks over one toilet seat. Then shifted their hips side to side chanting Aim! Poop! Hold! Aim! Poop! Hold! Aim! Poop! Hold!
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3raising their voices to shout "To The Town. To the town" for once the castles monsters would attack the town folk instead of the other way around! Transylvania would never be the
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2Why did someone hang all those pis tails from the playground swings crossbar and why did the little girl swing among those bloody dripping swine swishers. Maybe Merlin knew what it
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5humans to bots was increasing exponentially since the antibots crowd had destroyed the Bot plant and no one knew how build builderbots anymore. Any damage and the Bots just stopped