Finished Folds (181—200)
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7the real deal. How to impress my newest cyber-love? I did what every nerd would do, and tried to make Fold3 a video focusing on my nun chuck and ball room dancing abilities. I was
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8totally should not be trying out for the lead of "Susan Powers: The Musical" because her hair was way too bushy, I mean her afro was at least 4 feet high. I stood backstage to
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4The boy blinked &then he started running around, looking behind the curtain, under the bed, behind various things. There, I've perfected his hearing loss, see? He's looking for it!
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4d, I decided to add some sparkle to it. So I also added "Squawkers" "smoothie" "roller derby girls" & "Nutella" with those words in the fold, it had to attract the attention of
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2"And they lived happily ever ever." I put the book down & the group of rabid 1st graders just started at me with their evil beady little eyes. "Well class, look at the time, time 4
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2was the worst idea ever, since he was the current president in training of the elusive club called "Dads against animals kept in zoos and other enclosed areas" Mike bit the bullet
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5I accidentily grabbed the DSM III book that I have, in case of emergencies. Funny, this creature dancing around on the lawn looked nothing like the pictures in the book. I decided
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6"The HairClub for Men really does work!" I shouted it from the rooftops!! That is until the next morning. I rushed to the closest mirror to see my new Fabio-inspired hair, & 2 my
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4into various Tom Jones songs. The Chinese Commander was actually quite good at karaoke, he wasnt nervous at all. When last call was announced, you could tell he wasnt ready 2 go
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7realize the Alpine fox pups were really little ferrets. Mr Whitman smiled & grabbed 3 of the Alpine-ferrets and shoved them into his attache case. The flight attendant giggled,
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4I was cut off by the sound of the mariachi band starting 2 belt out Happy Birthday. Once the sombrero was put on my head, I knew it was over. The stench of the salsa-shoes was gett
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7'No seriously, it's laced!' That's when he pulled out the blunt that was covered with his great grandmother's antique lace veil. We sat in the circle just staring at one another.
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4Apparently people no longer find OJ Simpson jokes humorous anymore. BabaYaga the Hutu went to the local book store to find some joke books to spice up his standup routine, when he
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4a strong scent of dijonnaise. It wasnt moving, so I was inclined to tell the professor, 'Nope, it's not alive.' As soon as the words left my lips, the yummy-smelling yellow blob gr
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8were only in Swedish. Damn those Spanish-Sweeds telephone operators! I did my best to assemble the bazooka, but I had a handful of leftover pieces. The picture looked right, so I
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7towards the glowing TacoBell sign. When craving for a MexiMelt there is nothing that can stand in the way of a gun-toting Armadillo. Mmmm, fourth meal & think outside the bun.
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4loved her. The truckers would line up for hours on end to get their fortunes ready by her. Mary was a special type of "palm reader". She found this out at a young age when she was
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2As Fiorella & Lagnappe are face down in the white sandy beach, they try to put together last nights shenanigans & it aint pretty. First the pirate mudwrestling contest happened,
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4for the little critter" I was in love, so I paid for the little fluff ball in Ebay gift certificates & we went home. As I look into his big ol'eyes, I wait for a sign on what 2 nam
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4I normally like to belt out the version where the goats start screaming, but any port in a storm, right? The reincarnation guardians were livid w/my actions, & I started to feel