Finished Folds (161—180)
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145) Burned all of my SilverSpoons episodes to disc. I love me some Ricky Shroder. 6) Re-record my answering machine message to include my new kitten's name, Meowsers. 7) Go grocery
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4See, Sasquawkers was no ordinary bird. As the younger brother of everyone's favorite parrot, Squawkers, Sasquawkers had big shoes to fill. Since Squawkers had all the attention gro
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4not his whole left big toe. Madam Wong became very irate when he complained. "You complain of wart, chop, chop, wart gone!" "Yeah, but you took my whole..." with that, Madam Wong k
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3inside him told him going to "KnightSchool" wasnt the answer. Maybe it was the SugarGlider that he kept in his breast pocket, that was telling him these things. Lancelot decided to
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5I sat in front of the fireplace. With a deep breath, I started 2chuck the branches in2 the flames. "She loves me she loves me not" I knew falling for a sapling was wrong. (sigh..)
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3You mean they actually wanted the dolphin assisted water delivery? The orphans were in shock when they started to watch the filming. Shrieks of "EEEWWWW! and GROSS" could be heard
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5"She's Gonna Blow!"then the seas parted, & Jimmy Buffett started to play. All the Parrotheads started going crazy, and I didnt really feel out of place, being a pregnantman seahor
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3maybe a feathery should to cry on. I knew Squawkers always had a thing for me, so my dissolving Orangutang marriage could be the perfect opportunity for
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4ended up in the parking lot of the "Townie Traveling Midget Circus". I thought about turning around and continuing my quest for that vampire book, but who was I kidding? I love mid
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3I wasnt really sure what the confusion was about. I like dressing up in my kangaroo costume, I dont see what the big deal was. I like costumes, they make me feel all warm and gooey
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7throwing their poop around. Damn monkeys, how am I supposed to beat them at Uno, if it ends like this every single time? I grabbed the mop and some Lysol to clean up after the
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4& started quoting Bukowski. "I'll give you 50 for it" "No, sorry, Little Eddie the sugarglider isnt 4 sale" As Eddie started spouting off more Barfly, I decided to stick him in a
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2The little clown kicked off his big ol'clown-shoes and logged on to Craigslist to see if he could find a new job, but instead of a new gig, he became obsessed with the "barter"
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4dance floor. This was my shot, and I knew it. I ran up to the stage grabbed the microphone and belted out "Evacuate the Dancefloor!" and pointed to the spilled soda. No one moved.
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3decided to go back to his pinball game. Dr. Woo became very irritated with Tommy's nonchalant attitude towards the field-study. Dr. Woo would show him. He made Tommy put in these
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3There were 10 steps in the MasterPlan to stop the pussifacation of America. 1 Stop the production of DrPepper 10. 2 Get rid of Lifetime Channel, even that flick w/Patty Duke in it
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4Dad always knew I wanted to B part of the frat that all the flute players belonged 2, but here I was, during hellweek at DeltaGammaZappa, washing some guys jockstrap w/my toothbrus
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4the SlushPuppy tent. Frances was smiling bright, until he tripped, and he fell flat on the ground littered with chewed gum, spit, and god knows what else. His bracelet was broken!
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5that this wasnt the best dare 2take. Cramer was always finding himself in peculiar predicaments. That time he got his lips stuck on the ice pop? Sad. As the oven temp rose to 400
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4decided to down the rest of the cheap Tequila, buy the rest of my contraband Marlboros, pack up his Yugo and kiss Tijuana goodbye. Let's bolt, little SugarGlider.