Finished Folds (201—220)
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3I had the "Houdini Magic Secrets for Dummies" book to reference. I finally found the correct chapter & began to loosen the twist ties. Within about 3 hours I was free, this would
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4I planned this heist for weeks! The big Nutella filled Panda bear was loaded onto the semi and we were getting ready to hit the Mexicali border. I started to sweat when the agent
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1SugarGlider that plays his banjo by the entrance to the C train. The dunk rabbit was getting really vulgar, so the SugarGlider decided to play Rebecca Black's Friday song really
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2the fungschway" & that's the new wave of saying 'feng shui' Squawkers became very uncomfortable if there is a stairway right near the door I knew it wouldnt approve of this condo.
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5ue pots not have white chocolate?" You know white chocolate is my favorite! & who put carrots in with the pretzel sticks?! This fondue party was definitely turning into a Fondont!
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1She was overcome with sadness bc pizzamaking was her life. The only problem was a pineapple cut her thumb off when she was making the hamapple pie, it was a mess. Blood spurted
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2"Julio? Ringo? Santa Claus, the number seven? Mr Plum in the library with some scissors?" There is no way I was going to win this guessing game. I needed to phone a friend, so I
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3simile machine. Now how would it work? He hated the smell of meatballs, turkey meatballs were especially the worst. He grabbed his other office machines before the smell creeped
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2His girlfriend, Pippy, giggled and pointed to his nippies. This got Skippy from Mississippi very angered. Skippy picked up the closest thing, which was an ice pickie, and jabbed it
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3bottle &prayed it would work. I started 2hum "We wear short shorts" as it worked its magic. After hours&hours, a tiny naked mole rat stood in front of me, grinned madly &ran off.
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6a new category.Yes, food is always an easy go-to. Monkey smuggling in pants was a winner for awhile, then just monkey smuggling in general. But todays trophy goes to Squawkers. The
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6The last thing I imagined was a PizzaRiot. I remembered what my mamma always said, "When in Rome, turn on the tunes" So, Pizza In Ibiza it was! Music does sooth the savage beast!
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2Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want
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6nly yard long PixieStix" I gingerly walked into the apt filled w/the sugary candy. The Seraph shut the door &turned on the fog machine. "What happens next?" I just wanted the candy
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11deficiency meds!" Lets be honest, I liked the fact that he had no mas pantalones. We drove 4 hours, &wound up in Valpo. Damn I knew I should've taken that left turn at albuquerque.
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22day UPS envelope. This would never work! He didnt pay enough for the shipping & handling. SuperClam knew what 2 do,he grabbed CodGoblin a sugar glider & said 'Gimme Nemo back, gim
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5ke a little girl with a skinned knee. Harold pointed at the inside of the sandwich with horror. Yep, there it was the remains of the beloved Squawkers. I thought I tasted feathers.
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5put on the pineapple costume. I hated this getup. It smelled funny, and the feet were squishy. Since we were promoting healthy eating, I had no choice. I'm wearing the smelly suit
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5or maybe a nice hat. No, that didnt sound right, what do I need from Syria besides the oil reserve? Maybe a little snowglobe w/a mosque in it. I do like snow globes, maybe that
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5so warm and cozy. It almost reminds me of hugging a bunch of kittens while naked. I went to 5 petstores asking for furry condoms, until the police finally showed up in the parking