Finished Folds (241—260)
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4that Bisquik batter box that's been sitting on the shelf for ages. I looked online for the best fried penguin-parts recipe, and I couldnt even find 1?! So, I improvised. I started
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6It was late, the glitter eyeshadow was wearing off, my feet were killing me from the platform furry boots and going to IHop sounded like a perfect way to end this horrid night. My
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2wandering around the fields. It was a peaceful sight, but damn, the smell! The Crumpet Lovers Society grew tired of the moos and the stench, and decided to go to Chuck E Cheese ins
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6be me, sitting in a wingback hair,smoking a Swisher Sweet,drinking a glass of purple Kool-Aid. Maybe they could have the chair in front of a bunch books or something. This show is
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2er Joe as he slipped into his neon yellow workout suit. He started to do his routine of jumping jacks at the gym, and pretended that people were staring at his good looks, but they
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5of the baking for the "special" brownies, so I was really excited. I went to the mailbox and my glaucoma meds showed up, so I was ready to put on my apron and bake! At first, the
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3and the breadcrumbs that he left were being eaten by the damn armadillos. I didnt even know they liked bread. I had no idea where Godot lived. I was lost, and alone in the forest.
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3the best hair ever. It's so wavy and delicious. Roller Girl's costume was easy enough to re-create bc basically she's always naked w/rollerskates, right? This offbroadway play is
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2& here I thought it was just an after school special, but no, now I'm living it. Ive seen these specials, and I always like the ones with the cast of Saved By The Bell as the adult
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4No wonder the Halloween candy was all gone, and here he was blaming all of the other kids in the neighborhood. Now we knew, HE was the one shoving all the sweets in his pie hole.
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5a hit show?! Everyone loved the sexual tension between the mom and that producer guy, or was he the manager? So Danny Partridge (as he wanted to be called now) was reading the scri
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6be my traveling companion." The little monkey nodded yes. Alan gave him the banana, &they rode together in the rickshaw to the airport.And then it got odd. Alan told the monkey 2
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5got in there somehow?" The hockey mutant community was growing by leaps &bounds, now that the lockout was over. All of the puck buddies were hanging at the rink hoping alien Sidn
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3needed. I did the math, studied the angles. This was my time! The helmet cam was on, war paint applied. I sat in my sleeping bag ready to slide down the pyramid, and I started to
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8I saw this thing on TV that is supposed to grow your hair super quick, so I got some. I told Squawkers this is our year! I used the hair tonic on him, but it's not 4 feathers.Whoop
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2on the forehead."Just wait" giggled Mr Roper. As Helen walked away, he snuck back in2 the room where he was growing the olive plants.This is going 2 be the best virgin olive oil
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4kick on the way home from his Sunday school class. The alien with the big cow eyes was looking at him in the strangest way, almost like he was flirting. OMG, the alien WAS flirting
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5she call the celebrity psychic hotline? Talking to Dionne Warwick would be kind of cool. She grabbed her credit card and found the # thru Google. The first 15 minutes of the call
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4just like Rebecca Black or that kid that dances around w/the light saber! Yes, I was destined 2 be a YouTube star. I needed a gimmick. I looked in the corner and saw the Indian
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0I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really