Finished Folds (221—240)
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4PepperoniMcFlurry. The combination of the doritos & cheese mixed with the icemilk and the colored sprinkles can make anyone smile. I have no idea why it didn't test well in some
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4of a microwave. WTF? Someone tore out all the birthing pages, &replaced it with the Kenmore Microwave 2000 instructional manual. I have no idea how to birth a baby, but I can make
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3eggs that have been the fridge for months. The German Beer Pretzels seemed to calm everyone down, and we were ready to brainstorm! First we talked about soap, then rabid raccoons,
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7& what I needed to do is buy that bedazzled frog purse I saw on Etsy. I cant believe there was only 1 left. I ran to grab my wallet, by the time I got back to my computer, it was s
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3Japan. She was all ready to belt out the tunes, when KarokeJoe screwed up the disc player, and King Sized Heart started playing, but she thought the words were King Sized Fart, u
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7my world, where GWAR now sings "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". It almost makes me want to punch a bunny rabbit, which is exactly what I planned on doing. I found some carrots & went
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3it made me feel alive! Not as alive as I felt when I licked the outlet, but pretty damn alive. I started to thumbs down everything... kids in the street, babies at the playground,
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3the dead cloggers. Maeve was going to win this Irish dance off! That is until her perfect red coiffed bob flew off and hit one of the judges at the table. "Damnit! You spilled my
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3jumped into the hot oil. I was saddened by the little fry guy's decision, but then I was overcome with happiness and drool when I realized how awesome these french fries were going
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4the CanadianLoony gang would never let me finish my initiation. I watched the hockey, ate those maple candies, went to all of the strip clubs in Whistler, but I couldnt let them kn
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2So this "Saltine eating challenge" was all new to me. Saltines are smallish & not that intimidating, that is until there are 5 in your mouth & ur not allowed to drink anything. So
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6GoGo McButterpants. So, my seeing-will dog and I were chowing down on the overpriced Pomme Frites, when GoGo McButterpants started choking. Good thing I'm trained in CPR! I grabb
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3closely w/Grimace, but soon Rachel realized & he wasnt very helpful w/her cooking shows. In his defense, do u know how f'n hard it is to hold a spatula w/o fingers? His smile creep
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6wing eating competition! Sesame Street has the best block parties! I wandered over to the silent auction where some of the prizes were shocking! Yeah, CookieMonster had half eaten
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1saw the story on the news, while she was drinking her 6pm booze. Ms Cunk got a call 2 C if she was okay after the ordeal. Ms Cunk was fine, she was eating a happymeal.The cops were
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5ose hobbits are a sneaky bunch. Have you seen their big clown feet? Can you say pedicure? So there are at least a dozen hobbits stuck in the hut, and they are crying and bitching
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3hosting this vegan dinner, I need help. Oh crap, vegans don't eat what? Who doesn't eat meat or eggs? Now my dinner party was going to be a complete flop. I looked in the kitchen 4
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3knew he needed to kill Betty White. The giraffe was thriving in the hunter's home, &was very good at changing lightbulbs, so the hunter was grateful, but he knew Betty must die.
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2cream torte was fantastic here in Germany. I never wanted to leave, until the day that Frau Compton showed up. She was my German teacher in 2nd grade. She was mean, and there she
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1&he took all of the plants& the last bag of Chicken & Waffle flavored potato chips. My days were now filled w/dirty clothes and wandering around HobbyLobby buying fake plants. How