Finished Folds (261—280)
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1o clean up. Red Velvet and Granny parts were strewn all over basement. I tried to find the case of Sham-Wows that I bought after watching TV one night, but all I could find were
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1find the tracking info from UPS. I knew I was screwed. My first task on day 1 was to order the melted down body, & I was so psyched that Amazon even had them. "Sir, I can get u
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4parakeetness, but how? He tried not talking, but as a president of the parakeet public speaking forum, u can imagine how difficult that was. Poor Squawkers was desperate. Puberty
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4this starfish was going to have the babies NOW! Anna grabbed the crowbar & the hot towels. 13 hours later she had a basket full of baby starfish. She had already placed an add on
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7pulled up in his Dodge Dart. 'Really? that's what UR wearing?' he sneered as he flung his girly hair around. I was tired of this, of him, he always used my mousse anyway. 'I'm not
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3recuff his skinny jeans. As the Electric Slide started, the bored hipster were ready to bolt, until FiFi knew what to do. She whipped off her purple RayBans, and went running
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3and winning a chainsaw juggling contest last spring. Fernando hated to take his "sleepy meds" but he felt quite accomplished on what he could do while sleepwalking. Last night was
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5for? I mean they aren't used in the procedure, right?" I giggled very uncomfortably. Sandy just looked at me stone cold and sneered"We'll see, now put this on." She threw a dirty
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2Everyone wanted to drive the Weinermobile, right? Bob knew he had to ace the interview. He knew all of the cuts of bacon, the different types of hams, what hotdogs were really made
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4It was the 8 track playing that song by Kris Kross. I jumped out of bed, put on my clothes (backwards) and started to do my favorite thing, teaching my pet iguana, Whiskers, to
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4Once we got 2 the station we breathed the fresh air like it was going out of style,until the stench wafted through the building. It was a mixture of old socks, FancyFeast, &
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2have crackers." Squawker's always added the crackers part. Damn parakeet, who thought that would be a good mascot maitre d' for a Waffle House? Squawkers took his job very seriousl
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5to stop tweeting the sexually suggestive tales about her. 140 letters was too difficult to get the point across anyway. Chris decided to express his love by sending her a box of
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5The statue of Phatty McButterpants is proudly displayed on my parents fireplace mantel. It's an embarrassing story, but since I've gotten you this far, I'll tell you. Phatty was my
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5, this mustache is my LIFE!" I didnt care that it had food bits in it, or that a family of bald eagles were eyeing it for nesting purposes. It took me years 2 grow it & nothing was
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3I had a pet fish named Nemo, but 1 morning he was found frozen in his bowl. I also had a cat named Sandy, but she ran away. Writing on the lam has some perks though, like
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8setting sun. Yes, Oogy's job as cockroach wrangler ended, but there was so much more for Oogy to do, finding the mysterious parakeet named Squawkers was last on his list. So he
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6was a tough time to be in ninja-school. They didn't let you use the real throwing stars and the nunchucks were made out of styrofoam. What kind of harm can you do with styrofoam?
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3was about. Three Pennies. Seriously?! Just 3 freaking pennies on a stage w/some lighting. I looked at Caroline who was rambling about the artistic value. At this point, I didnt
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3Do you know how hard it is to find bedazzled mini dinos? & I'm talking before the times of ebay & etsy, I started collecting these suckers old school style. Now any hipster on the