Finished Folds (321—340)
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1stop throwing the orangsicles on the floor? Then they melt and the floor gets slippery." Heidi's mom was angered bc the last time she slipped on the orangsicle, she broke her best
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2But sadly, the shoe that he did have was one of those velcro close shoe, &the velcro was full of fuzzies and cat hair, so it wouldnt stay on. The Stairway to Heaven was really long
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3Only thing you can do when u get the tummy rumblies, you cook up hands and then you eat them. At least that's what Carl from Llamas w/hats would do. It sounded like an odd thing 2
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2HKw/ the water, when all hell broke loose. My arms &neck were ripped 2 shreds. Don't let the pinkbow on her fool you,she's a nasty one. It's about time the China govt knew it 2.
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2Flew out the window and ended up on 5th ave. damnit, the fruitcake contest was in 4 hours! What can I possibly do now? With time against me, I ran to the closest Ace Hardware, and
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7It couldn't be the double lunches, or all the chips, right? The sloth slowly made his way from the forest to his summer home by the lake. While eating his second lunch, or was it
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2Do you know how hard it is to find bodywash that smells like pepperoni pizza? All I could find was vanilla and strawberry, nothing even close to pepperoni. I'm screwed. It's Xmas
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4technically, the wind doesn't have any hands, does it? I started to ponder that, while eating some pepper and chips while watching "Kittens Inspired By Kittens". That video
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1and both have little minions running around doing whatever they ordered, the similarities are creepy. I prefer Santa over Satan though, Santa puts things in my stockings but Satan
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3the first roadblock. Ed just sat in his Pinto, and told the border agent "Nope, no Twinkies. I came to Windsor for the strippers, nope no Twinkies in this here duffle bag." The
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8n your fingers get caught in the trap.The kangaroos, koalas, dingos &wallabies just watched me bleed out from my knuckles, smiling like only cute Australian creatures can.
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5It's not going to be an easy task. First, here drink this. It tasted horrible like dirty socks and mushrooms, but I so eager to have my wretched little life analyzed I was despe
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5time something was different. Maybe it was the burning flesh on my arm, it really started to tingle. I wasnt ready to leave this world yet. I thought of all the things I needed to
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6play the 2nd set at RedRocks, that is until the replacement drummer, Gustav Schafer accidentally downed the banana, carelessly throwing the peel onto the stage, and Jessica Simpson
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2but the little Pom was too sneaky. GoGo, the Pomeranian, ran into his doghouse and pulled out an AK 47, and the last box of Twinkies. He started to off the Zombies, only to stop
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2thought a stand needed to be taken. So the amphibious bunny gathered 1/2 of the workers and they all hopped into the VW bus to head to DC. The crosseyed octopus thought it would be
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4ustard bottle &went into a black-rage since it was almost empty. Larry &Harry wanted to hold back their brother, Gary, bc they knew what could happen, but they decided to see how
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4RockABye Baby in the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will flop. The baby will fall onto the floor, then she will breakdance! Who could want more! The audience will laugh,
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3would pass out handouts to make the perfect shiv. What was most horrid to watch would be the "Dodgeball to the Death Tournament" for the 3rd graders held in May. The gangs would pr
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3nomnomnomnom. Within minutes, the sheep organs were gone, well the organs and the 6 bottles of boutique Gin that I was ordered to find. The gin made everything go down smoother.