Finished Folds (341—360)
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5gold encrusted unicorn horn, or that diamond covered Iphone case. Since my bank account is running a bit low, I thought I would go to the HobbyLobby and buy the bag of sparkles to
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4and gave me the once over. I started to sweat. He handed me a crumpled up piece of paper that read, "The Python Programming Language" I looked up and the Harvard guy was gone, what
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3so in about 45 seconds, there is a knock on my door. A pImplefaced, glasses, pocket protector, greasy haired, dressed all in plaid, and horribly awkward 15 year old boy is standing
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2five and dime store on the corner. My favorite robot head shop is the one that sells the funny smelling incense and the grateful dead tshirts. I went there to find the perfect head
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6all the odd channels in China at 4:57 am! I was so excited! My dream was to see my name on TV, and well, the America's Most Wanted Episode doesn't count, I was framed I say! So I
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4it was filled with the most delicious hot cocoa I've ever tasted! I felt guilty sucking on Tyson's left ear while this wonderful chocolately goodness seeped from his brain, but OMG
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6and that's my middle name! Actually, it's Fernando, but you get the idea. So I'm psychologically getting naked with strangers online, & I write the best fold ever, and no one
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1"Because you have the baby bottle, give it back," she sneered, apparently she wanted the nipple. The baby bottle was pink and blue and had furry little elephants on it, it was my
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1So the elf gets the bunny mask, ball gag the electric staple gun, & the pack of SourPatch kids, he licks his lips with anticipation as he slowly crawls in the snow towards Rudolph.
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3started sleeping w/Mr Jacobs. That bitch, she KNEW i had a crush on him since 10th grade Bio. Being dead, but being able to see everyone was kind of cool. Laura was also wearing my
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0in sight. The apple, the orange, 94inch LED flatscreen, the last box of Twinkies, eaten! Damn you caterpillar! That's the last time I look into the mirror & say "BuggyBuggyBuggy."
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4even fired up the Tshirt cannon, you know how I love to knock over 10 year olds to get the crappy tshirts." Maria looked disgusted. "Whatevs" she sneered & went 2 the convention ba
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8through the wash with the darks, & that is why they're pink now. Sgt Haymon put the pink boxers on, strapped on his chaps and spurs and headed to the local watering hole. That's wh
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3the number 1 dog in America, don't believe me? Google it. The Texans were mostly hanging out at Ray's TacoHut planning their next move, I didnt think much of it, bc Ray's tacos are
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2So it seems that SmartCars ARE good for something, mainly bringing into the house and decorating it for Christmas. Dad was going to love it, or wait a sec, he could hate it. Damn,
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9under the table &waited for the FSRS to show up. Geez, how freaking long is it going to take them? I got bored, &became hungry. The banana was looking even more yummy. I ate it.
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3Disco ball dropped from the science lab ceiling, and the music started thumping. The dreaded Luddites started to grove to that funky music, and before you could say Deney Terrio,
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5Houldnt need ladders to climb aboard! Ride those stumpy Little Ponies! Ride! But what we failed to realize, the Little Ponies pretty much bled out from their knees, so they were us
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3That it was perfectly normal for a grown man to live with a bunch of pigeons. The food was less to be desired, but when the birds weren't looking, I would sneak away from the park
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4There has to be something better I can do on a rainy Saturday. I've already dressed up the cats in their village people couture that I bought on EBay, the house was clean, the free