Finished Folds (301—320)
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5SpaceMonkeys are the best, their little suits are so bright and silver and shiny. I'm not really sure how they can build rocket ships that little, but I'm sure the galaxy is better
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3& opposable thumbs well, if UR doing it right. I couldn't find "Masturbation 4 Dummies" onAmazon, so I went 4 the next best thing "MasterBait & Tackle" only to find it's about fish
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4with all that blowing. My god, she's a walking advertisement for penicillin shots. She was pretty, if you like that type. U know, the ridden hard & put away wet type. She was look
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3Broccoli always got stuck in my teeth, and I hate that. What's worse is when people never told me that I had things in my teeth, who does that? So I went to spy school to grow my
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4I stormed into the room, there he was, my 34 year old stepson, drinking a 2 liter of PepsiClear and crying like a toddler, while shoving meatball pizza into his piehole. "Really?"
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4Normally, I would have said a flock of seagulls, but that would be too cliche. There was no way these gun toting midget drag queens were going to take me alive. I had a plan,
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5Then I came up with the greatest idea EVER - a Mardi Gras PortaPotty truck business. Brilliant! But then again, under the haze of hurricanes, anything sounded brilliant. So I
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2and he was perplexed, I mean the internet said I was the last man on earth, so who could it be? The knocks became louder and I became scared. I creeped closer to the door.
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4Sunshine Sally lived in a magical glittery palace. She was sweet and pretty, but give that bitch a shot of tequila and look out. Rumor has it, she bit off some guys thumb w/her
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4was this little silver finger monkey. His name was Carlos, and he liked to eat lightly salted cashews. Sometimes he wore a little hat with a pompom on it. He looked good in
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4I had no idea what to do next. I did know that I was hungry. I walked over to DunkinDonuts got a bearclaw & thought about my actions. Yeah, I shot him, but he kind of was a crappy
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5I was never good at tying my shoes, let alone a noose. Thats why I still wear those Velcro shoes, theyre really comfy, but damn they are ugly. I don't want to die wearing ugly shoe
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6"Thanks, man, I did them myself w/ this kit I bought from Ebay, the infection only lasted a few days, but the kit also has some antibiotics in there just in case." DIY tattoos, may
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1mixing together shaving cream and food coloring. It used to be cool in kindergarten, right? I mean, I learned about naps and snacktime in kindergarten. So this is bound to work 2!
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5on the heart of the fashion district. Walking past the bolts of fabric, I found a tiny door. As I crawled through, I saw the biggest stuffed sparkly unicorn w/ another clue on its
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2to do a dare!" We all looked at one another in amazement, this is the first dare Slim has done in ages! It HAD to be a good one! But what? Damnit, I was drawing a blank, until I
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4"Um, well" I stammered, I wasn't prepared for this. The writing was really small, so how could I read between the lines? I'm screwed. So I did what anyone who wore mismatched socks
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4was now freaked out about the milk she'd produce. I mean, brown cows make chocolate milk, so what was Bessie destined to produce? Green tea? Shamrock shakes? Maybe all the grass
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4t." The robotic voice seemed confused, so I repeated myself. "Yes, I would like Deputy Sam's kilt, but a little shorter." I mean, my legs were so much hairier, and I want to show
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4the Creation Museum. I like to look at the Adam and Eve statues, I try to look under their fig leaves, that makes me giggle. That is, until they asked me to leave just because