Finished Folds (481—500)
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4bingo parlors a little too much. The evil Doc was hoping the spiked milkshake would have gone over better, but everyone was gravitating to the candy coated pop rocks. Damn fizzies
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5PeterPiper knew the ins and outs of being an assassin. After years of studying music at Piping College, PeterPiper knew his true calling, killing people, in any method needed. He l
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4She was so grumpy,she wrote a petition to the Magician's Secret Society to ban all tophats. No tophats? No pulling of the ears! Until it's approved, she leaves 'gifts'in the hats.
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4The pain these false eyelashes were causing me. I'll never buy eyelashes at the .50 store again. I was so tIred, and I couldn't wait to smell the Cheddar-Pretzel scent on my pillow
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4For all my furniture, I sold it all before the move. This was a big step for me. A backpack, some gogurt, a pack of bubblegum and the open road. I put on my walkin' shoes and head
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1Let out all of the finger monkeys at the Bronx Zoo. My list was complete! I knew I'll never do any of them-I just like to keep lists, and I love counting boobs. Let the day begin!
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6determined to open his dream amusement park there. "That's exactly what Transylvania needs! No more doom and gloom, we want funnel cakes and happy!" cheered the endangered swamprat
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3A year supply of Ritz crackers. Yummy buttery Ritz! But, alas, they were really really stale. Way to go underhanded tactics. Next time, I'll stick to iMovie, instead of YouTube.
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0dispair.I liked becoming 'shadowy figure',it made me feel important.So I'm floating along the street looking for random acts of hooliganism, until it got cloudy.Then I was screwed.
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3and even in 53 BC, she was still a train wreck, running over people with her horse drawn chariot. Hitting up Ceaser's wines and hallucinogenic figs. Linsay even started to
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2loins, and I felt degraded. Slightly excited, but degraded. What kind of game show was this, that the million $ prize was stinky Yak skin?Panda-pelt maybe...but Yak-skin? No way.
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3Not as dangerous as that crocogater wandering around the neighborhood that's been eating small children and chipmunks, but those baboons have to go! How should we catch them? OMG
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4I mean, I say i 'love pizza' and I love 'Mexican Death Metal music', and I also love 'Zombies VS Aliens' and I even love that movie 'Glitter', so when you say you 'love me' do you
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2Whoa! &he climbs really fast, too,so I'm runningthrough the apt trying 2 get away from this maniac, & I'm not really sure where it went wrong. Oh yeah,I only live on the 2nd floor.
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0Really care for his online community college classes. Dave was tired of working in the mud pits, and new college was the way to go. 'Movies for Toddlers' looked good, so did
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2I never thought Jabba was my father,Inever knew Leia was my brothers girlfriend, i always thought the Ewoks were friendly (what a mistake that was) Boy, Lucus was wrong. Way wrong
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1hair. I guess mother was out of shampoo again. I knew she was upset w/me, but I had 2 choose. Sadly 'Door #2' was the pigpen, and 2 think I could have 1 the year supply of ravioli.
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1I didn't really know what 2 do. I brought my magic-fairy wand 2 a sword fight. As embarrassed as that is, I took the magic-fairy wand and said the magic words UNICORNGLITTERYBUNBUN
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4my knees up to my elbows. What kind of restaurant is this? I like chicken fingers and applesauce as much as the next guy, but wearing bibs and drinking from the sippycups is a bit
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3Saying animal crackers makes me think of WheatThins that U smuggle into the zoo 2 feed the monkeys. Monkeys like WheatThins, Ritz? Not so much, which is kind of funny, but back 2