Finished Folds (501—520)
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2A 'ja', he thought it ended in 'ha', like it's pronounced. Damn you, Mexico! He thought the MexicanChallengeRun was about tacos, not digging a tunnel from the border to SD. Silly.
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2I had a thing for bubblegum flavored toothpaste, maybe it's the free toothbrushes, or maybe...just maybe it's for the 'happy gas'...I'll never tell.
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1dressed him up like Liza Minnelli when they were kids, his next door neighbor used to bring over half eaten deviled eggs on Sundays. It seemed like all the situations added up to
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3which was funny the first time, but after awhile it got old. How many times can I possibly have a rose pulled out from behind my ear, and the rabbit in the hat thing? Dont get me
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1It was covered with the cutest little starfish. My job was to get the sub ready. The Craigslist add was vague, so I brought mustard, cheese slices, and tomatoes. Hmm, don't I feel
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2Was handing out bottles of Landshark. Everyone looked at BrotherBlue Jay. 'Crap, what a time to confuse parrothead for parrot food' he mumbled. CanaryMinister was furious! BrotherB
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4Crystal clear. I knew where to get the money, bc there is always money in the bananstand. I hopped on my Schwinn 10speed and went to the beach. I had the perfect robbery-disguise,
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4There is ClubMed (too trendy for the spirits), Beaches (but those dead kids, OMG they suck), then there's Sandals (but all their dead bodies are all over each other.) This was impo
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4Sadly, none of the residents were willing to clean up the hood. Ernie wouldn't get out of the tub, CookieMonster left crumbs everywhere, and TheCount well.."1, 2, 3 garbage piles!"
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2A full day of vitamin C, but the cereal sioree was missing something. The banana slices, vanilla soymilk, marshmallows from LuckyCharms were all accounted for, but something wasn't
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1Fell down on the ice, while trying to score a goal against Gretzky. I'm laying on the ice, trying to maintain my composure, "Yeah, I meant to do that..." I finally scramble to my
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5Grow into one of those CabbagePatch kids! I was still bitter that my mom couldn't beat down the other moms at ToysRUs to grab me one. I was giddy with delight over the notion I
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3My 45 of Toni Basil's "Micky". I decided to walk down the 'Really? Wtf is this' grocery aisle , where the HoneyBooHituintheBoo cookies were, I was looking for the JerseyShore gel,
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1I was already working on NipTuck the musical, so I know I could do it. For Hamlet on Ice I was concerned on the angle I'd take, pigs or Shakespeare? Pigs, definitely, pigs...
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4getting done in the pancake factory, who they thought, why not - lets get into mining. How hard could it be? you whistle while you work, no risk of sunburn, it would be cake. Or
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1Reminded me of Snickerdoodle cookies. I wasn't feeling in the mood to, you know, w/the cave dude. So I offered to play him in a game of Shoots & Ladders. I'm a master at this. So
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8Bubblewrap. TucanSam was ready to go to the potluck. With spinach dip in wing, he sauntered to the block party. Once he scanned the situation, he gasped and dropped the dip. Wtf?
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3I mean, it all took place under the crappy Delta blanket. After this whole incident, the flight attendant wouldnt even give me any of the cookies. You know, the Delta cookies?
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1on satellite radio. He played the worst tunes. So, this chick is belting out Memories, off key, mind you, and Spock started to cry and think of his childhood pet, Spike-o. Spike-o
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7I'm locked in a room with grape flavored fun dip, and I'm not supposed to have any? Yeah right, it took me a nanosecond to tear open the packs, eat the sugar stick and pour the