Finished Folds (521—540)
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2grabbed their banana, PB &bacon sammies and decided to hit the town. We had fat Elvis & Skinny , we need a Young 1 to fill the void in our trio. The MPP Task Force searched high
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5do was educate these people about other cocktail fixins. Celery sticks? Little umbrellas? Pineapple tops? The world is your olive, er...oyster here. Olives are gross, they look
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2sidecar & chucked it &knocked him flat. The rest of the Hell'sAngels saw what happened and scrammed. The redhead walked over 2 Arnold, smiled, gave him a pack of mints, and left.
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1I'm pretty sure he could see the 3ft watermelon vine shooting through my forehead. It's a funny story actually, it started about 2 weeks ago. I was watching TV eating pepper and ch
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3out of her life forever! The alien was using her lipstick, eating all the donuts &creating chaos. Sadly, the MIB phone lines were disconnected. She got the next best thing, a pug.
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4others parade. The goldfish knew the time was coming to an end, bc was getting harder to swim. The 5 year old said a prayer and flushed. The fish looked up & whispered "Rosebud."
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3the bedazzler machine. You know the rhinestone machine, that can make your old clothes look fabulous and sparkly? I know what I needed to do, after eating all of the lemon pies, I
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5Moses had parted it, but it never came back together. The pigeons were flying around with the message in their little backpacks, looking for the lucky receiver. Finally they flew o
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0soup for U! This whole sexchange hospital was not what I thought it was going to B. Discovery Channel has that reality show allwrong. Oh well, better watch JerseyShore while I can.
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5Yes, I was visiting the "Royal Land of Yeast and Flour" and I was having fun, but damnit, with this customer service, I'm not giving the WonderBread Factory 5 stars on YELP.
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3line dancing competition, and getting nervous. She looked at all the women in their daisy dukes and petticoats, and started to 2nd guess her choice of latex, Dr Martens and Hello K
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1I needed those marshmallowy scented cinnamon candles! I was on a mission. I stepped over the old lady, accidentally smooshing her left ear, she "yelped" but I pretended not to
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2But it was better than working for chimps, like the last gig. How many bananas could they eat? and dont get me started on the clean-up. Those guys were DIRTY little suckers, much
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4ways made yummy sausage.The Troll was 2 busy trying 2figure out if the mustard on the plate was grey poupon or dijon. With 1 swoop,the sword cut the crudite plate. Now it can begin
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4started gathering sticks for the bonfire. My knee was swollen like a watermelon, and the gibbons called upon the super creepy uber-mega spiders. The fire was getting larger, and I
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1gorged herself on the icecream goodness, the battle was over. The rat looked over the spoils of the icecream war and smirked (the way only a rat can). 'Victory is mine!'
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4but, I like to think it's like UNO, or that Mork &Mindy card game, you know always screaming NANONANO, or UNO. So the hot pink water gun is aimed right at my back, and I'm thinking
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7Thank goodness for those Rosetta Stone tapes. I looked over at Fernando, and he looked so much better than I did in the uniform. Alas, we had a job to do, I grabbed the mangos, he
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4He tried to juggle 6, but sadly, it didn't work. He's tried the knives, and flaming torches, but there was something about porcupines, he had always loved them. I guess it started
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5It was a close battle, but the SnuggleBear & StrawberryShortcake were no match. Those damn CharminBears pulled out all the stops. 1st it was the TP blasters, then it was the toilet