Finished Folds (541—560)
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8It was definitely a step up from that Dungeons and Dragons group, those guys were STRANGE! So, I'm dressed up in my magical cape, and I brought some spinach dip, and I walk to the
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7I hate taking sleeping pills. Apparently, I get up in the middle of the pm and buy stuff from Infomercials. I only know this bc today, I received a HarryPotter ninja sword.Yesterda
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5Screwed. That cat knows too much. I needed those powers, cat or not. As the stroke hit, I closed my eyes and felt the burn, so did Fluffy, the cat. He was on JacobsLadder, too!
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1Seemed to smirk at me. That's the best damn game of solitare I've ever played! I can't lose that! I did what any person with a pc problem would do. It was smoking, smoke = fire, fi
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2Loved that guinea pig, things were getting desperate. That gang of Canadians moved in the neighborhood, and things were never the same. All the geese, the syrup, Don Cherry jackets
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3Turned into Zombies. They are 2 wrapped up in games of FarmVille. So, the library computers were a perfect smorgasbord 4 me. I grabbed my straw and went to town. Mmmm Zuckerberg.
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5Hoop earrings, those were some lobes! So, I totally look like a stalker when I step into the building. I wait by the mailboxes, trying to figure out my next move. I saw her pic up
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8All the baby pictures, oh look, I missed my 7 year HS reunion. What was this? My wife went to ElRanchito on a date?!? With our neighbor?! I know I've been distant, but wtf?!?!
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2The finger monkeys would lose their balance, and the whole plan would be ruined. The Bing Crosby tunes were still softly playing, when I proceeded to tell them why I should be hire
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3Looking around the sea of bras and garters in the office, we knew that "CrossDressing Undie Day" was probably not the best idea. We should have stuck with the UglyCat Sweater Day.
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3"goombaby slitherwalkees" he repeated. I freaking hate mumblers, even moreso than people that don't use their turn signals. Safety First? Doesn't any1 remember that anymore? The mu
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4And that's the moral of the story, quit while you're ahead. Get it, A HEAD - his head fell off? Even I'm rolling my eyes on this one.
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2Unicorn in the park. The featherboa constrictor gave her away, the unicorn wasn't falling for the 'I'm only selling GirlScout cookies' again. Rose Nettle knew what to do. She gathe
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0And the 3 ft high Yeti, Dr D knew it had to look perfect. He gathered all the necessary materials needed, paint, play doh, the DIY ark kit and some tinfoil. The Yeti was getting
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5He would fill out a report, and everyone knows after that nothing ever happens. The bees were planning a revolt. They were stockpiling acorns, maple leaves & matches, even the squi
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4Get arrested for that again! She remembered the news story like it was yesterday 'PapaSmurf IDs the mushroom picker' it was horrifying. 12 steps didn't help, books and meetings eit
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2All of the Easter eggs! Central Park was filled w/them! Tiny hidden gems filled w/crappy tasting gold coins & spider rings! Even the muggers and hookers agreed, that Bunny rules!!
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7In the fireplace. And that's a lot of aluminum cans - 15 kilos of coke, you do the math. I was never a good caffeine runner, I always get my 7up and Sprites confused, Coke zero?
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5Good for the fingernails and for your breath. Gramma used to put it in a down pillowcase and have us sleep on it when we were kids, and it cured the common cold right up! It also
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4but the kids I really wanted to hang with were the ones who wanted to be lichens. They were so easy going, unlike the schroom-peeps. But I was forced to be a tree-child. So be it