Finished Folds (561—580)
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1to the size of a small toddler. It still wasn't small enough, we thought. Time to go back to the drawing board. Back in the day shrinking machines were a dime a dozen. Ah, science
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3eat every 1 of these Hostess snackcakes!'Dolly looked at me sadly while I shoveled these little yummy sugary treats in my piehole. She was always bitching about her weight anyway.
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4who doesn't love a good 70s soundtrack? The glitter fell from the ceiling, the place was packed, and it smelled like stale donuts. My combat boots started to stick to the floor wh
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3mug filled with Zima. Mike wanted this date 2 B over, who goes to a tattoo parlor for a 1st date? She winced in pain every time the needle came close.This was going to take 4ever.
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5Exactly, the same can be said for a beehive. ER, um...nevermind. So, I'm sitting at a red-light, in my ElCamino with my 8 track blaring something from Barry Manilo's Hits when
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2whole years. When I was better, I still had the mellon vines growing out of my ears, and my doc couldn't get rid of them. I'll never go to a place called 'Chinese BuFeet' again.
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3We interviewed Winky from the beloved show "Teletubbies". Today on the show, we have the cast of Degrassi (just because no one from Judge Judy would return our calls) So get comfy
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4that potato and shoelace to make the magic happen. If MacGyver could do it, right? Wrong. The cows eventually did find me, and ate all the potatoes. My plot was ruined. RUINED!
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5My favorite part of the night was Ron Howard &John Waters doing their fancy dance to "Toxic". The soiree was coming to a close, but you could tell no one wanted to leave, ever.
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4baby figurines!" I said with a giggle. How very frilly and girly, nothing like I expected. 50 Cent then offered me some tea and crumpets. Sadly, too soon, it was time to leave.
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4That was no big deal, mom was a horrible cook. So I was banished to my room, but I was hungry, so I did what anyone would do, climbed out the window & went to BurgerThing. I had a
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3Neon green! Where's my iPhone when i have a photo op? The midgetvilla townspeople had not headed the warning, &didn't leave. You could hear the tiny screams, and me w/o my iPhone.
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0The humanity! Sadie had Thelma in a headlock, & the scene was just plain ugly. Finally the duel was considered a tie. They bowed to the audience took their MTV award, and went home
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3"I like big butts and I can't lie" Come on, you all know the words... So, I'm checking out this chick, and she turns around, not pleased with the ogling, and she starts to hit me
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3But now I was ready to take on the world! Who would have thought that eating a pound of maple cured bacon would make me feel this way? I was strong, I was invincible, I was
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3just shook his head, & offered me another OompaLoopma to take home for my pain and suffering. No way, I wanted that Magic Goose. He wouldn't budge on it. So I left, with 14 Oompas.
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4I shot my gun like Rambo. I hid in the corners, ZAP! The kids didn't know what hit them, they scattered like confetti from a ticker tape parade. I owned this LaserTag place.
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2Attempts to ruin the Jeopardy phenomenon. it was a classic! The theme song! Big money! No whammies! Wait a minute....hmm,, Japan go ahead ruin it. I was thinking Press your Luck.
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4You need to do. First, sometimes it not worth getting your hand caught in the Pringles can for the broken chips. Next, fishfood is not a substitute for sushi. Third, never smell
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3The non-planet, Pluto. Judith was cool with leaving, her Swiss account had about 1.50 remaining. They arrived at Pluto, and to her amazement it looked like ClubMed but with