Finished Folds (581—600)
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6Was just a hamster wheel spoke away. Fernando the hamster was the one in charge, but he had no interest in running the machine. Her eyes were burning, and the eyewash was the only
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4Toy with our afterlife. So I tried to answer the riddle. "Seven! No, the blonde! The duck did it?" damnit, I was off, waaay off. I turned around to the escalator heading south.
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4I knew he always had the hots for Kelly anyway. So I'm wearing my sophomoric tshirt, and he looks at me with this rage I've never seen before. He jumps out of his Porsche, and
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1cheese season was coming to a close, so I stocked up. I prefer SwissCheese, but damn, those Sweeds are hard 2 catch, & try getting the curds out, way 2 difficult. GoatCheese was
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4the only cure." Cure for what? I thought to myself. The common cold? Shingles? PinkEye? My GOD, someone answer this! Since 'blondie' was only paying attention to the hot guys, I
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3They had never seen Michael Jordan dance like that, or look that great in a fringy-bikini and fishnets. The dancing show continued into the morning, and the finale consisted of
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2tickets and some brownies (you know, the special ones), sadly the hippie wouldn't sell his goods. Damn hippie, which is kind of funny, considering his dad owns Visa or something.
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2signed poster of the full cast of the Brady Bunch!" It was a sad day 4 me. I always loved Alice, I sighed, and a tear fell from my eye. Oh well, time to stalk the guys from ALF.
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3I realized they were size 15. Really? Who wears freaking size 15 shoes besides clowns & maybe KIngKong. The monkey joined me when he noticed my stash. Then the sun started to set.
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3erb advice, I could never remember that rule about addling the 'ly'. Walt was a gem to know, and he looked so dapper on the asparagus. That was, until the scorching sun did a
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4arsenal of kiwi. "I'm not going to get my dress dirty with fruit, not today!" she screamed. She had an arm that would make Cy Young smile. The cavemen finally gave up and left.
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3I hopped in my Gremlin and went to the store for frozen yougurt. I walked to the frozen section -- grabbed the 100 calorie notsovanilla flavor, and then shoplifted. What a rush!!
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2To stop using currency all together, and revert back to the days of bartering. If it works 4 Craigslist, right? I need a car, you want a 13 point mounted deerhead? Sold! I have a
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4Like cap'n Morgan spiced rum. Now that Granny was gone, it all made sense. She had a thing for pirates! I'm not sure if she's in hell or heaven, but surely she has that bird.
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5Which was kind of funny, because everyone knows ninjas sleep around. Slater from Saved By The Bell, and Steve Jobs showed up in barbies red corvette, looking for the bank statemen
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4Fell right on Kurt Cobain's grave. Courtney wasn't there to steal the apple yet, which was a plus. It started to rain, and the apple started to grow, just like in Jack & The
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4The Jerry Springer show. Then they would get a spin off show, I'm sure of it! If people watch Teen Mom, they will definitely watch "Aliens gone Wild". That would b the cash cow!
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7I already had the el camino airbrushed with "El Diablo" with the coolest horns and pitchfork - now the gift just seemed silly. I was determined to give it to her for Christmas anyw
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5er on the ground. So, I did what any good citizen might do, and went rummaging through her purse with lightning speed. Pez, toothpicks, credit cards, photo of The Rock, wait a se
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2I found myself in the land of the lost unicycles for the unemployed unicorns! It was a magical place, with a chocolate river, candy plants, & strange little orange people, wait a