Finished Folds (101—120)
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8ed up the snackpak pudding cups & said farewell. There was a whole world of 7 11 foods out there. Little Lex was at first overwhelmed at the selection, but then went 2 town. BigGul
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4you!!!! You got what I neeeeeeeeed, but you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend, oh baby!!!! What? you dont like Biz Markie? What's wrong with you? Karaoke wasn
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5email requests from some prince from Nigeria that needs bank account numbers, and if Moral End decides to help, they will receive a 10,000 $ as well. Now in theory the plan is awes
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3the new elf shoes felt comfy, but I wasnt sure if they were really me. I looked at my feet in the mirror & started to feel pressure from the sales guy. SOLD! I wore my new elf-shoe
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2all of it! I was kidding when I said JFK was killed by Dracula, how could anyone have taken that seriously? Yeah, I claimed Elvis and MJ are alive and in my basement, they are NOT.
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4I was checking my ETSY store every 32 seconds it seems. I had tons of awesome stuff for sale, I have no idea I wasnt getting any hits. Mannequin limbs? Who doesnt love that?
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2Why does FiFi always make me drive? Why did I come to France? I dont even like baguettes! The more I thought about it, the more I filled with rage. I pulled over the Fiat rental &
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3Joe. Really, this guy was way ugly. At least it made me feel better as I walked into the arena. I knew this guy would probably destroy me in a minute. But me & my clown feet had a
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5"Innocent" jello was a throw back to mama's "skip & go naked punch" from the 70s. The "innocent" jello was in the fridge, pills were displayed in candy jars, everything is ready!
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1the light so he could read the invisible ink. The naughty little elf read the message &glared. UR going 2 send me a pic of a hairy guy in a leopard thong? It takes more than that
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6and after they are done, the main hooker says, how are you going to pay for this? and then Squawkers says, put it on my bill! Silence, radio silence. I try another joke, this open
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5Monkeypants, I dont remember what I wrote...I hate internal errors. What exactly does that mean? Like a tummy ache, that's kind of like an internal error, isnt it? I needed my PC f
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0cows in the distance, but no sheep. This is the weirdest sleep study ever, the pills that they gave dont even ....whoa, wait, I feel all gooey on the inside....yeah, look the cows
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8this grocery list that I was given is whack! but I decided to continue 4) Napeleon Dynamite statue 5) hitch for the SmartCar, wait, really? SmartCar? ugh. 6) bottle of EverClear
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3"Seriously? It's bad enough you dragged me out here 4Christmas, but now you're telling me you got me NOTHING? & U want to cuddle?! Cuddle THIS!" She had enough, she grabbed Squawke
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2Cotard’s Syndrome. Yeah, it's not just an awesome freaking show AMC, it really happens! Robeeta knew she was screwed, and her crotch still smelled funny. What to do? What to do?
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4um, this is awkward. "Arent you CalfMe2013@aol.com?" he squeaked out. "No, I'm ThumbSuxer@gmail.com" she sweetly replied. Damnit, he KNEW this meet up group was a bad idea,
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5the RSVP a "maybe". That's when I saw this beautiful girlie who was just walking, I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking, if Candy wasn't interested, I would
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3My walkie talkie battery was dying. I knew where the mythical LegoCowboy was hiding, and it was just a matter of getting there. (Chrshsh) Dr AngryPants can you hear me? (Chrsh)
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6I have been practicing my finger exercises. So it seemed, that replacing Johnny's 5th bday film with the erotic shadow finger puppet display, would make perfect sense. That is