Finished Folds (81—100)
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2NewJersey Community College. I saw her on TV once, granted it was on "Fatal Attractions". C Henrietta had a thing for lionfish. You know the poisonous 1s? She had like 200 of them
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3right in the punchbowl. This was my first gig and I blew it. Do u know how hard it is to sing for a bunch of toddlers at a birthday party? Sometimes the wheels on the bus DONT go
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7Squawkers lifted the eyepatch & winked. Seriously?I bought this damn parrot bc I thought he had 1 eye. I felt scammed. I wanted to HELP blinded birds. It could B R secret, right?
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0I always have, I think it started when I was a little kid, in the basement with that lollipop...next think I know Olivia and Elliot are knocking down the door, and I'm in some
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2Normally Peanut speaks to me in spanish, so I was confused. So instead of running to the border to grab a MexiMelt, I turned to my smith corona, & began to type "Call me Ishmael."
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7B7! Her fingers were trembling, and beads of sweat started to fall from her brow. I cannot be decrowned as Queen of Bingo, I've worked too hard for this, she thought. Finally, B5
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2tcakes at a fat farm. It would take the FDA years to figure out the ground palm leaves were really old maple leaves from my yard. I was making a ton of $ with this new cream &
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6But sadly, the next folder started talking about snowmen. Really? I gave you monkeys, coconuts, flame throwers AND Eric Estrada & you give me snowmen? That fold could write itself,
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2he'd be the lead singer in that midget drag Village People cover band. Wolfgang was a good kid, so I felt bad grounding him when he put the kitten in the oven. It's just a phase,
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6Shark Week. This is the best week ever, so I knew rationing the hotpockets and Jolt Cola was a necessity. Crap?! I grabbed LeanPockets? Those things suck, but I cant miss a minute
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6He knew what he was doing was wrong. When he stole all of the dry roasted nuts from the breakroom &he lifted the keys to the Nutmobile, there was no turningback. MrPeanut wasnt goi
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1& hung for dead, I normally like things that are well hung. Hubbahubba, but this stemcell cow thing tasted like rubber, I normally like the taste of rubbers. The winning burger had
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0It was talked about for years, and it was finally done. The HR Red Flag statue. It stood on Nate's desk proudly & I think he enjoyed the attention. We knew better. We knew it
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3es or freaks at the circus. I think the freaks would be better,I mean, everyone likes the circus. Cotton candy,popcorn, elephants? what is not to love? So the scaled twins were
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4was depressing. So, with Ryan Gosling as the wingman, I decided to take a gander at getting Lucy Goosey's attention. I kept buying her breadcrumbs, & she just said "never more" &
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5Cushions. The vampire was really tiny. Gordon Brown aka, Tiny Vampire was uber-rich, seduced this chick and tied her up n stuff. "30 Shades of Brown" would be a hit, I know it!
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2My coworkers dont like me playing the nannerpus commercial on youtube. I dont see the issue, I mean, it's NANNERPUS! It's a dancing banana on a bunch of pancakes, whats not 2 love?
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5I'm funny, dammit. I wish the cyberworld would appreciate it more. I LIVE for FoldingStory. I sadly crawled downstairs to my parents basement & logged on to see if I had any
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5My gawd, that Hamburger Helper mascot was getting bossy. Personally, I wanted the mittens, but I got the big hand instead. Once the ground beef was cooked, the bossy hand told me
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6breathing holes for the hippopotami. I guess the holes were too big, bc in the am, 2 of them were missing. One might think it would be easy to find them, not the case. Last I heard