Finished Folds (221—240)
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1all of a sudden my BLT crawled out of my mouth, and demanded to be carried to dry land away from my mean idiot stomach. My mom told me to wait 3 hours before swimming, but that was
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1If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer in the world, I needed to get rid of the competition. First target: Robert Redford.
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3. I later felt really bad about what I had done. So I decided to experience Hawking's lifestyle, I strapped myself in a wheelchair and bought a synthetizer. But I lacked the genius
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3not that hard to make chicken actually taste like chicken, is it? They say it's because the altitude and the pressure affect the taste buds. I think airline companies are trying to
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3I suddenly found myself inside a yellow submarine. How did I get here? Why was Ringo Starr having tea with an octopus? And why the only sound I could make was "Goo goo g'joob"?
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2"How do you do?" Enquired Mr. Wallace. "How do you do?" Replied Sir P. Mustard. Wallace's eyes were confused. This was awkward. These british greetings
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6She would be spending the rest of her life in jail, for a crime she didn't commit. It was was her last night of freedom. She decided it was time to pay a visit to Mr.
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7until I achieve the highest plane of Nirvana. On my journey to enlightenment, I will see great horror and feel great pain, because in order to truly reach blissfulness one must
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15She would often talk to and cry on the shoulders of her cardboard friends, and she would tell them how her papier mache boyfriend didn't show any emotional response
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1telling me to "FU u <3less dik" which my translation was "fank you, u is less than 3 dik" which I thought was a strange way to say thanks
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6a mountain goat, as it is what he always wanted to be." "Oh, I see.... Hey Satan, you think I could make you let me out of here?" Asked Ruby sensually
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2Legolas and his Gang, Orc Chief was frothing at the mouth. Suddenly a great big Eagle came flying down on them, mounted by no other than
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3"What an ingenious idea! They use under-paid elves to work at the assembly line! Imagine all the money they save. We shall do the same in our IPod factory." "Great idea, Steve
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8so I could reach the vast space that was my love for her. I asked her if she wanted a ride in my rocket, and she looked at me funnily. "Hmm, sure, i guess" she said
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4Hmmm, measuring the size of the flyer on your boyfriend's trousers! "Riiight." My sister said. "It appears that I've got a longer one than him." She totally bought it, she'll never
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5"Yeah. Cool........ " They were out of topics to talk about. And being stoned, they found themselves staring at the wall, like it was some sort of portal to the realms of their un
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4so a penguin named Harold soared above a group of pigeons and evacuated right on them. Yeah, take that, see how it feels.
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6even the Master Sudoku! The side effects of the genius drug. So she changed the molecular structure of the active ingredient, so as to enable her to
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3. Her tentacles gained a gleam that would have made King Triton jealous. A knock on the door, it was Aquaman coming for some comfort and advice. "Ursula, I need to tell you a secre
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4It was 11 p.m., Mr. Aardvark glanced outside to the pouring rain. Another cigarette, another Bourbon. The cutout ransom letter he had found read "Get me my Golden Diamond or