Finished Folds (201—220)
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4"Oh my, you have a rather scatological imagination, don't you, my dear Jimmy? I think it is best for you to spend some more time with your tutor" "I don't need no shrink! He smells
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5wrote that tome called Ode to the Mysterious Waffle, a collection of poetry, stories and recipes for the most beautiful waffles ever made by mankind. Another food related book I wr
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6"Oh, if you would, just riiiight... here." said Ozzy. Suddenly Timmy found himself in a hot tub with Beelzebub and Lucifer. "So Timmy, said Lucy, you want to party hard, hmmm?"
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6It was the Bittersweet Sweater%u2122, and like the One Ring it was so appetizing to wear, but it's side effects included demonic visions, the ability to see Satan, and and urge to
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6ill induce a higher level of consciousness, and with that.... No, I said don't touch me! Just sit straight. And so, breathe in, breath out. Let that stream of pure energy fill your
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5And after all that hard work, all she said was "Bravo, and now go mow the lawn, we will have guests tonight." Guests. The last time we had guests was in 1979, and all that happened
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4I beg your pardon? Retorted a puzzled Mr. Napier. You mean, we mustn't alert the police to the fact that there's a killer among us? But Sir Lardham is dead! Are you hiding somethin
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7"Well, it's a long story. Basically, I fell in love with her when we bumped into each other at that Hannibal Lecter convention." I replied. "That explains the missing limbs, am I
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3I should have gone with Hot Salsa, and maybe even with the Fajitas. Anyway, what was done was done, and Monty furiosly ordered a counter-sacrifice, which consisted of
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3smokin' pipes, poppin' ass... Maaan, I tell ya, I was the Gungan Snoop Dogg. But Lucas thought it would be too "risky", so he went with the "comic" relief option. Fo' Shizzle
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5and the Pagans were holding hands as they realised the foolishness of it all. The Methodists were ready to embrace the Goddess Gaia, and were readily gathering at Stonehenge, when
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3For which Buddha replied, "Thou are correct, for what is fiction if not a vehicle for human reality, and fruit of the teachings of Life itself?" Mr. T stood in awe, as the fools
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9"To fold or not to fold: Ramblings of a madman", It was an overnight bestseller in my town, it sold over 50 copies, and was later translated to
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6Double Espresso Macchiato o'clock! I rush down the stairs and find my wife making breakfast, "Here's your tea, baby!". Tea. I try to scream. But everything goes dark... I pass out.
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5In this virtual life my friends are Brangelina, Donald Trump, and Barbra Streisand. In real life they are the crackheads three boxes down the street, Sally Sweet Lips, and Mike the
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6nking, see?" Jimmy's mind tricks surprised me. Heck, Jimmy himself was surprised by his own mind reading skills. That why he enrolled at the School for Gifted People of Professor
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4Keith Myass. Phil made the unlucky choice to strike a conversation with the latter, who suffered severe mood swings. When Keith swung to punch him, Phil ducked, hitting Ben Dover
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4"That's it! yes. Oh my god, you are wise, O Great Bag Of Fleas. Tell me, what should I have for dinner?" Spunky replied "I cannot tell you the answer, but I can show you the path
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5the creeps, so I popped one into the living rooms computer when I was alone. I had gone to great lengths in order to satisfy my cartoon porn addiction. I even
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2donuts, and that creeped me out a bit. So I gave her the 100 bucks just to stay away from me. I sat down and ordered from the hot chick a nice Steak A La Maison, and a bottle of fi