Finished Folds (241—260)
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5thought of other ways I could put my Portuguese skills to good practice in this hillbilly town. I went to my mother in law and told her "A tua cara faz-me vomitar, velha bruxa"
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2an underground fight club in Vietnam, which mixed kickboxing with russian roulette. If I won a fight, I would then have to try my luck with the gun. If I was still alive after 5 ma
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5mind. Every rock she hit, would make one of her worries disappear. Until she came to a full stop when she hit me. It was Love at first crash. Her face so bruised, it was beautiful
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4understand what the hell is going on. So i just play along and run after her, and suddenly I find a scaled polar bear, and I'm like "WHOA!"
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2"Jesus, did something die in here?" my boss said. I panicked, I had an important meeting in 2 minutes. I did my best Walken impression,"Could you pass me a toilet roll please"
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6Woke up to the sound of REM's Everybody Hurts. And when that happens, you'll find that your day will be automatically shit. So why bother getting out of bed. I felt like gouging my
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4me with pity. Sixteen years had gone by, and I still hadn't found a new girlfriend. "You have to get out a bit more" she said, a maggot slithering from her nose. "There's plenty of
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3STD's. She did catch'em all. Poor girl, she became the very best. And now she'll be missed.
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4what kind of industrial glue they had used as "cheese". Then my thoughts were abruptly interrupted by a kid who punched me in the face, "What were you
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5But upon closer inspection, I found a tiny envelope stuck inside the box. A little message read "Help, I'm being held hostage by Alfred Von Grappe-Nütte, psycho cereal killer
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2"Why was this beautiful beach abandoned and left at he mercy of nature? Why?" I then walked to the nearest pub, which was empty, and helped myself to a pint of Guinness
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10"Well, that's why they're called WERE wolves, because they were wolves. Now they are just a bunch of fur-wearing pansies." And with that, Jimmy took his angora coat and walked away
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2of a brown and sticky substance. How relieved I was to find out that it was just another monster guarding a treasure chest. I slayed the creature, and acquired the "Hero's
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2Ewe-r-Nuts, a mental institution of some kind. Manatee thought he was on the right tracks. He called, and a computerized sheep answered, "If you'd like to talk to an advisor
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6was racing. Det. Manatee took out Jenson Button and occupied his place. He would start the race in second, just behind Mr. Amnesiac. The engines roared, the tension was
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4I will never understand, what with all the time-travelling, giant rabbits, and Patrick Swayze confusing my poor little mind. And don't get me started on Inception, that film had me
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7magically healed my broken bones and smashed skull, and went on to sing "It's raining men" for hours. I thanked him, and tried to get out of the crater. I found a little passage
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1yellow. (I later found out she suffered from terminal yellow tongue disease). You're skin, you're skin and bones
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4The bartender said, "What is this, a joke?". "No, three G&T's please" ordered Jesus. They drank, while the pub burned to the ground, Batman and Harry Brown got so drunk that
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5I walked along the smouldering ruins of buildings and cars. I noticed a rioter was still trying to steal a fridge. I told him everybody else was gone and the police were coming. He