Finished Folds (261—280)
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2as a way to distract them from fining his vehicle. Det. Manatee assumed that the meter maids were all just really dumb, but after the last murder he found a clue that would change
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4Daddy had more important things to do than watch his daughter learn to ride a bike. In fact, he was so busy eyeing the other kids moms, he was unaware of the incoming traffic
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5A sudden adrenaline rush filled my very soul, when, as I stared outside my window, I saw a little old lady get robbed by a gang of douchebags. I grabbed my spandex costume and whip
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3Well that was because all the population had been turned into vampiros.... todos. As she wondered alone into the deserted Piccadilly circus, she heard a cry of help coming from
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5A black pop up appeared, a white dot at the center became brighter and bigger, suddenly a vortex of energy sucked me in, and I found myself in a pixelated paradise. It's Minecraft!
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2So, the other day I was drowning my sorrows at the local bar, when Mr. Clint Eastwood himself came up to me, and said "Hey kid, crying is for babies, come with me." And so he took
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0"Well good for you! You know what another word for happy is? Gay! Just like you!" The gay man failed to laugh at my joke, and instead hugged me, "I just heard the greatest thing
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1a stubborn little piece of apple skin was caught in my molars. I tried to pull it out with my fingernails, but a girl across me thought that I was trying to deepthroat my hand,
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5"Another brick in the wall" and "Start me up" were other of her favorites. She would just dance all night long to these classics. The other horses were jealous of Gulliver, and one
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3that his own man boobs are better than his girlfriend's? He needed to do it subtly. "Hey honey, do you remember the time I was voted Man Boobs of the year?, does that mean anything
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3rabid goat, who proceded to mock my manhood and social life. Then Pamela's boobs exploded and covered my face in soya milk, which was quite weird. Then I woke up. What a freaky
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3And with these words, Jimmy took a sword and slayed the varmit. Then he raped his parents and his dog. He took back his bible and went on to preach the word of Our Lord.
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8the wearer can go about without a worry, because only good and lucky things will happen that day. At least that's according to an ancient chinese manuscript. The truth is, cat spit
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5those days. Nowadays, Elves would never do that. In fact my friend Gary the Elf told me they are a bunch of sissies who have nothing to be proud of. If they beg for mercy now
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2most proud moment ever! Nothing would ever top that. After the dance, he realized he had nothing left worth living for, so he started doing meth and crack.
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3rather be dead than be seen going out with a loser like me. So I went to the shooting of one of her ads, pretending to be an extra, and secretly dropped a few sleeping pills on her
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2l. Herald and Jane would then have to wear fig leaves around their crotch, if they wanted to be 'popular'. Fig Leaves was the new rage at Tremont High. All the hot girls
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7One of them would become the infamous Humpty Dumpty, of nursery rhyme and folk lore.
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4your In-laws, because they would just disrupt the journey. And they deserve to die anyway, along with the T-Rex. The Fox News political pundits didn't shut up for the whole trip.
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5ballistic, that one of them took a fig roll and shouted "HOW CAN THIS BE CALLED A COOKIE!!, IT'S MADE OF FIG, AND..... ROLL!". Newton shook his head