Finished Folds (281—300)
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4generally strut about pretending to be HRH The Queen of England. One day, after eating too much chalk, she called upon one of her students, "One would like a foot massage", Jimmy
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4Although we did have an acronym ourselves. GFB, Great Fat Bastards. We hated it. Just because we were big and had no mothers, didn't mean that we should be treated like freaks.
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4'lemons' only a few drops with a foul stench came out. I had to find myself a new supplier, I heard a new product was beginning to emerge which could withstand any
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3Team Neverland are leading the game, what do you make of it John?" "Huh, it looks like The Hatter can really put the final nail in the coffin for the opposing team. It will be the
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5the curtains because it was quite dark inside. "Oh, thanks Mr. Wolf, or should I call you Larry?" said grandma. "Huh, what?" said the wolf. "I see you've been eating swines again,
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4"Let's make it short, shall we? You are hereby suspended from the use of the Internet, and illegally copy and distribute copyrighted material" God said. Jimmy shat himself
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5If only I knew how to turn it on.... Hmmm, what does this button do? And suddenly the machine flashed with colors and happy music, -It's a
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3"Hmm, yes, hi. I would like to book a 2-week holiday to Thailand, departing asap. Please." said Willy the Otter. "Sure thing, would you like our all-inclusive 5* river den deal?"
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6filled with love and happiness, so why was I going to kill myself? Oh yes, I remembered, I had betrayed my country. I had brought shame into this family. It all happened when
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3what no other man had ever seen, Da Vinci's rendition of the Da Vinci Code. He could clearly see in the sketches Tom Hanks going after some albino monk going after the Mona Lisa
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5that I preferred Bud, and they could shove their Vegemite where the sun don't shine. I also told them that Kiwis where much better looking than aussies, and
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4Danny drafted drab Disney drawings, drank double dried donkey dew. Didn't do diddlysquat
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4Apparently not. Richard Pryor had hidden inside a crater of an extinct volcano to avoid taxes. Bill and Jed slid inside. "Who goes there?" Asked Richard
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5"What! No more doughnuts? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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3If you got something that needs a good caulking, Macaulay is there for your caulking needs. He can occasionally be seen caulking away at stuff that doesn't need caulking. And
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5"nothing...." She looked away. "I can't have anthrax in my pancakes, baby, you know that". "Fine" She replied. Oh no. not the 'fine', women.... "Why not put blueberries instead?"
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3"You better give me some candy, boy! I'm gonna have me some candy!...... Boy!" Grandma grabbed me by the throat and snatched the Snickers and Milky Ways off my hand, and ran out
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7an option. I could go up and down the country on my motor home and hold gatherings with other motor home owners, and preach the word of The Lord, whilst dealing my herbs to the mas
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11said "Oi, what do you think you are doing?" He choked on his taco. "I'm providing a bed to the homeless officer, is there a problem?" Yeah, you forgot a pillow"
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3it was also possessed by the voices of Hitler and Aleister Crowley. Everytime you tickled it, it would say things like "Ich bin ein böser Marionette" or "Ordinary morality is only