Finished Folds (301—320)
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8I once saw a pelican eat a pigeon. And another one mug an old lady. I swore to myself that I would end this pelican crime wave, by
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3"Babysitting? WHAT!!? I don't wanna!!!!" But his parents had none of it. "You are going to babysit this weekend, young man, and no parties!" And that's how
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2congealed in our freezer. One day we had a BBQ, and we ran out of sausages and burgers, and Uncle jimmy found Mr. Apu's ribs. "This'll make a nice
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3"You silly little man. Do you really think I will let my media empire tell the truth? Mwahahahah!.... You're fired!" Trump walked in "Hey that's my line!" And so Trump and Murdoch
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1and from the left arrived two big men wearing nothing but a thong, even the mouse stopped pissing on the cotton. Suddenly one of them said "You better watch your mouth young man,or
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5he would be out in no time, since he only bought a 1-day ticket, and it was almost closing time. Great, he thought while entering the gates of Hell, "What am I going to do in only
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5we would live like in the Matrix, only it would be by our own choice. What's better, working to earn a living, or have a tube up your ass while pretending to be James Bond and bone
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5As I scavanged through my list of 256 facebook 'friends' to find a single, hot girl, I came across someone I didn't expect to find in facebook, my
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2fed up with Ancient Sting's money making antics. He wanted to sing Roxanne instead. And so Young Sting,
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5and it only allowed me to lightly punish Godzilla, I pressed "Kick in the Balls," that only made Godzilla more pissed off. I threw my Iphone at his mouth, hoping he would die from
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4, and now resembled my 260 lb Aunt Melinda. "Carmen? humm, is that you?" She looked at me like I was bag of cheetos. "It's me, Tommy, we used to
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0She was really a man. I thought of a way to tell him/her, after all (s)he had been kind to me. "Hey, you remember that time you told me that you thought you had a penis? Well, it t
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710 seconds the customer entered the cab. "Who are you? What are you doing back there?" He would often ask. Once, Mr. Singh got very annoyed with a man claiming he needed to get to
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5'did Carmen Electra'. "Yeah right", I said, "He also did Double Team, so what's your point?"
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4She found a part time job cleaning up after old men at the retirement home, and one day, her gift for speech-coaching came to her again. She taught a 92 year old how to say
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2plane, but what I had forgotten is that if you open a door at the height of 20,000 feet, you are bound to get sucked out too. The two men flew out, the stewardess was next, I hel
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3stomach, and her sphincter gave up, a loud FFFRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT followed, "what's that?" I asked. She coughed hard. A pungent smell filled my lungs. "Oh, ok........" I managed to s
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6one knew this, but Trump's hair was in fact just one single hair, woven and folded in such a way that it covered the whole scalp and forehead. "I'm a genius" said the hair,
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4I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to myself that if I didn't find a nice girl to talk to in the next 5 'Nexts', I would leave Chatroulette forever. Cock, old man, cock, 7 yea
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3walk with their elbows, allied with his ability to speak while sneezing, were among the greatest gifts that any man could possess. And that