Finished Folds (321—340)
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3mutinied. Lancelot, who was the most "equal" slowly exited the room, (Guinevere was alone in her chamber) Merlin lead the Knights to a discussion with Arthur, "We want better condi
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4gone, how would I find her again? I stole my sisters laptop and logged in, hoping to find my love waiting for me. She was there! "shjfdjasahghggay", she turned on her cam, wow, she
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3unaware that big real aliens were standing behind them, "Greetings, visitors from space, what is that you have there?" Tommy started weeping and showed them the Lego aliens, "A gif
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2me to find it. "What's this?" I said, I pressed the inviting red button. "Please enter date" it replied, must be an old 70's video game. I put 5 december 1969. Sparks flew, and I f
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210 month unwashed panties, what a delight. The fly needed to get a piece of that shit, and so waited until Delilah undressed to go to sleep. The panties laying on the floor he went
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2ride from my friend Jimmy, who owned a jet. And so after a 5 hour flight, I arrived in Munich...... Nebraska. Jimmy was an idiot, "I need to get to Germany!!" I had 3 hours to get
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7I started to tremble and sweat, my body needed sugar and toxines, and fast! So I headed to the only place I knew where to find my dose of true american cuisine
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3The wizard transform into a frog, and you eat frog. Magic frog, you thinks as you slurp its leg. "Gotta get me some more"
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3contain himself from the excitement, (his hardon lasted for days after that.) "Hmm, hi Megan" He said trying to hide his joy. "I s that a boner or are you just
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7boulder, who stopped right by him. Stuck between a croc and a hard place, he quickly realized that it was almost time to
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0Indians to the North, and the Kiwis to the east. The swiss were now forced to escape to the South, unbeknown to the fact that the Monkees were waiting
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5overlord?" "HMM, I STARTED LATE JAY, I GUESS WHEN I WAS 35, I HAD MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH THE DARK SIDE AND-" "Is that when you lost you virginity?" The audience roared with laugh
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5What is the secret ingredient for a nitrogen bomb strong enough to blow up my mother-in-law? "Oh that's right" Where could i find mustard seed I wondered? And then I remembered
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4'Congratulations! You are the winner of a 7 night 5 star trip to the Bahamas!' said the pop-up on my screen. I thought I had installed that damn pop-up-blocker! I clicked on it and
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3What bugs me about the internets, is why do they call that thing a "mouse", and also, the fact that this computer thing doesn't resemble nor does it taste anything like an "apple"
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6"What IS the meaning of life?" the little boy asked to his granny, "Oh my, you always ask rather strange and difficult questions young man, you ought to think about school instead"
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2if the Fuhrer found out he was a jew, he wasn't gonna be his personal tailor for much longer. When he finished the suit, the tailor said "Happy Hannukah!". Hitler looked back "WHAT
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1But then didn't anymore, because she went to her girlfriend and said "I wanna be part of this business of yours you backstabbing lesbian" And so this lesbian restaurant for tastele
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4He would patent this ass-slicing invention, and eventually became a millionaire. One of it's best customers was Jeffrey Thompson, some IT guy, who used the ass-slicer to
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1symptom of going cold turkey. His hands were shaking, he even started to allucinate. A little voice "Blood, warm fresh blood, GO FOR IT!" he trembld"NOOOO, STOP! It's an evil thing