Finished Folds (341—360)
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6YOU, SHALL NOT PASS!! cried Gandalf, as the postman entered through his front gate. "Hi there Gandy, you got a parcel from a Mr.... Treebeard?" Gandalf swung his staff and the
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4"What's goin on round here? Why was that guy running out still peeing under his pants?" "Uhm, nothing officer, I guess he was overwhelmed by this big
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3about my results. But midway through the process Uncle Jimmy interrupted and turned on the lights, damaging invaluable data and evidence. "Howdy Mike, what you doin' here all alone
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3will go for Little Jimmy, and you, Fat Joe, will go before me, just in case it's an ambush, capish?" Fat joe was hesitant, he was always the guinea pig for the Boss's plans
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4Then he remembered, he had actually bought it. "Oh shit." He said. A banging and crashing noise came from the upstairs neighbors. "That's it. I'm gonna finish this misery, and so h
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3SIlvio Berlusconi frequently attended. One night Berlusconi took one of the girls and told her "Do you like Bunga-Bunga? My little friend does, and I think you could be the
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3pie, "OMG! Is that......?" "Yes, and its all for you." While he shoved the pie into his bottomless pit of a mouth, I crept behind him and injected him with my obedience serum, then
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2smoke one with his idol Husain Bolt. Little did he know that Bolt was also a part time reggae artist. And so he was caught in a dilemma. Kill his idol, or get high with him?
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4it was a sight to behold, this 'thing' that was growing and becoming more turgid was unlike anything I had ever seen before. I wonder if I would become the next Jack of the beansta
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5expect to fetch for a white canvas? Well, to their horror some idiot french art "critique" bought it for 10m Euros. Rothko could now buy the canvas factory and sell it as "art"
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2challenging, especially if the kissee is trying to break free and using all her strength to push you away. I always lure them in my basement and tie them up. Anyway, my teeth were
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4Just like hacks like Justin Bieber or that double-rainbow guy from UTube. I was famous once, my rendition of I Want To Break Free scored 3m views, my friend said it was "intense"
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4that i had to use lard instead. After a few months of drinking my lard-fuelled hi-coffee, I had my first stroke, and developed a condition that left my
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2i think that's what they like, isn't it? Well that gal didn't, and she smashed my face with a lamp. That day I learned a lesson, choking doesnt substitute for a small dick
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5they stuffed the fish with onion, garlic, tripe, bread and a touch of black pepper. 20 min in the oven and voilá, Blowfish A La Normandie. They forgot to take the poison out howeve
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2It was Beethoven's 5th symphony, and thanks to the lsd I took, the Queen and Elvis were in the audience. My friends put the video on Youtube, never had a girlfriend after that.
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2"Why do you weep, my dear companion? Have I offended you with my witty jokes?" As he drank the pruno his eyes started bulging out of his skull and went purple. I told him to finish
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9I've always wondered why they called them Buffalo Wings. I was pretty sure buffaloes didn't have wings, and if they did, they were pretty damn useless. Kinda like a T-Rex's arms.
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3accidentally whistling the Hannibal Lecter Calling Whistle, (un)fortunately Hannibal hadn't appeared, and so he was alone facing these swines, who were fast approaching, he found a
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2He was even prepared to send them his estranged brother Charlie, If they doubled the load. He was sure Charlie would be of invaluable help to the Nigerians, as he was