Finished Folds (241—260)
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2unconsciousness due to the fumes. I dreamt like a Texan boy, visions of
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2a little gun-shy when she peered in the mirror. She reminded herself she was no prude, she married an Italian after all. So, he hiked up the black undies over he belly paunch and
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3.. tr ... trailer park, working on his stutter. The park was the home to the best speech therapist this side of
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0Skating event, Bush did an I-told-you-so number about warning him not to go shirtless. But Cheney was proud of the newest scar that rested above the spot on his chest where humans
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3and rainbows. Those were the gay ones; they were popular with single girls who thought having "a gay" was a required accessory in the post Sex And The City era. Luckily,
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4and lethally radioactive to boot. By the time he got the missive from the institute, he'd gathered that much, as his hair had fallen out and
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3left for him by the old lady from across the street, the one who smelled of moth balls and bourbon. Through her slurred speech, her voice mail message told him that
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1without looking and without care that people mocked him for being dressed like he was out of a Miami Vice casting call. Still, he was no
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2Earlier that week, he'd been on a strict kosher dill pickle and cabbage diet. He regretted this fact now that he was in court, facing a menacing judge and fighting to control his
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2use this in her home school curriculum as a prime opportunity to teach the kids about the Ring of Fire. Making a mental note that she was down to her last case of chili, Shelly
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4claiming he'd seen a cowboy outside with his brain smashed in by a TV. He was bewildered by the cheers and general
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1So they walked over to Fraternity Row, to see who could
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4As the only known serial killer to utilize Taco Bell cutlery in my murderous spree. This gave me no choice but to
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1San Jose that Dionne Warwick sang about in the '60s? Astride the back of the pony was
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3He was pushing his way through the crowd, determined to make it to Spatula City before closing time. His best spatula gave out this morning and he wanted to get one of those new
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4No, I most definitely will not volunteer to be a brood mare for one of your insane
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1was busy sorting the yak lice by gender, size and color, when - of all people - she walked up to me and
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1green muppet who inspired the character, also came alive when ever there was a hand or two up
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5heartbreak of psoriasis. It seemingly worked better than the creams and salves made out of
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2it also meant a huge pile of putrid decaying flesh had accumulated on the poop deck. Once discovered by the captain, he ordered