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  Beatty showed up dressed like Dick Tracy and started asking about Madonna. So the dog

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  her years at the sperm bank gave her the odd ability by using smell alone to guess race, age and even the most-recent meal of the donors. She was a hit at parties as

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  had taken their toll on his waistline as he was now

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  right next to the bukkakke bundt cake her mom made for brunch. This only inflamed her Tourette's to a new level of

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  As was everyone else. No one could quite believe he was capable of

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  talent scouts started showing up at the club to check out my mad percussion skills. The babes love it, as did the

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  show second only to the how-to guide to a freshly shorn scrotum that featured blondes in sports bras and daisy duke demonstrating with "members" drawn from the studio audience. So,

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  mode. It also would cure my problem with chronic

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  and started leafing through the new Fingerhut catalog, only pausing briefly on a page featuring

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  was the man delivering her daily supply of sardine paste. She'd use it to lubricate her

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  where do you get your Brazilians done? That's quality work." She informed me she used an at-home kit she invented herself, using nothing more than duct tape, SOS pads and

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  I knew I was good with spackle, but her enthusiasm for my work led to

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  a way that made most people cancel their TV subscriptions - instead opting for

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  and an uncooked noodle. This led to the ultimate question:

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  2011-02-02 14:02:51

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  He also wanted to be a pretty, pretty princess. This left to an inner conflict that gave him

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  in his underwear for three weeks in 90 degree heat, luxuriating in the fumes that rose from his crotch and tickled his nose. As a bonus, he never had to share a seat on the bus to

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  the Sarah Palin Petting Zoo - which consists mostly of

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  men's blood with relish - sweet pickle relish they canned themselves. The old women were resourceful as they could

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  of Odorous Suffering - where he had developed a skin rash due to a sensitivity to stick deodorants. This meant he was now

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  and thought he'd found Nirvana. That was, until the hamster discovered the lepers were

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