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  while ignoring the prickly heat they caused in his

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  skits. Although she still laughed during the portion of the show when the Cookie Monster would

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  2011-02-02 13:40:43

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  which made me regret I forgot to buy a new package of Depend at the Piggly Wiggly last night. Embarrassed, I scurried over to

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  2011-02-02 13:37:51

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  had to pick lint and stray cat hairs out of her

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  2011-02-02 13:34:19

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  to play strip poker with

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  2011-02-02 13:32:01

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  Not helping matters was no one wanted to make any changes with the creepy guy with the Jew-fro and his painting show. She had a happy little coniption fit that led to

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  2011-02-02 03:09:51

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  out of his laptop bag in the pool area of a trailer park on Anacortes in the San Juan Islands. His mother-in-law is the lookout. For an old lady, she is a

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  2011-02-02 03:06:08

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  that hadn't been washed in god knows how long. Throwing turkey legs at them was an effective way to drive the stank hos off. Still, they

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  2011-02-02 03:02:19

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  He met a girl named Candy Sprinkles - which was a stage name. Her Christian name was Chesty Sparkles; she was named after her maternal grandmother. Vapid but gorgeous, she

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  stop the hostile takeover of the Mormons by the Scientologists, the merged entity to be known as The Church of Mormontology with each Mormon shareholder getting

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  2011-02-02 02:56:15

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  masturbated to home movies. This disturbed his roommates - both because of the context and the fact he did it in the living room when people were over. This is why he

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  2011-02-02 02:52:12

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  This pissed Melissa Rivers off to no end. Her favorite film was, "Die, Mommie, Die!" - like you had to ask. Her "Mommie Dearest" Mother's Day parties were quite popular with

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  2011-02-02 02:48:25

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  That's what you get for believing in a campus urban legend, he thought to himself as he was cuffed and stuffed into the backseat of the patrol car. The cops looked like strippers.

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  2011-02-02 02:43:54

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  He took his title as petty officer seriously. So he

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  2011-02-02 02:40:44

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  Yogi's penchant for baskets, though. But seeing BooBoo dressed up in his full Leather Daddy outfit with Yogi bound and gagged was just a little too much to

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  2011-02-02 02:38:28

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  like the oily home fries at Waffle House. But it was more

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  2011-02-02 02:34:11

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  chastity belt. It was of little use these days, but the sentimental value was immense. My father made it for me when I was 12; fashioned it out of chicken wire, duct tape and

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  2011-02-02 02:30:41

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  from Alanis Morissette, leader of the horse-faced people was my balm of Gilead and sweeter than a kiss from any Indian - red dot *or* woo-woo. You see, I'd been searching

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  2011-02-02 02:27:34

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  amused with this so-called amusement park. So, he took to drinking. Heavily. This allowed him to

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  2011-02-02 02:11:24

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  Bilbo used Sting to gouge out the eyes of the wizardling. They were scooped up by Gollum as tasty snacks. Harry yelped in pain, his glasses falling aside as blood poured from

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