Finished Folds (641—660)
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2the tastes of any connoisseur of pungent delectables. I was like a truffle caught in the path of stampeding swine. This is what I have to
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1polish my wax fruit collection. I was particularly fond of the Red Delicious. He, on the other hand, like my kiwis. This was no surprise to me as she always
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2They strained to now let their facial expressions betray that they were enjoying themselves immensely. She was oblivious to the brother-husband under-table action in her midst
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1This was typical - everything in his life up to now had been a disappointment. Well, except for that one weekend in Muncie, IN, when he found out that Ball State University was
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3that inspired him to go to shopping malls in search of elderly men sitting on benches, watching people going by and enjoying the air conditioning. He felt compelled to
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4"I told you not to invite your mother; she always ruins everything," a voice was heard above the throng. "We can't take her any place nice." It all started to come clear now as
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3walked away, chaffed beyond belief, and looking for an open Walgreens to buy some salve to ease the redness and relieve the painful abrasions he didn't want to think about.
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3deodorant. When the reviews were written that he really stunk up the place, they cut him like a double edged sword of truth. This is why he vowed revenge; this is why he
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2the final mood lighting would be set and their sirens' call would add to the infectious groove of the driving boom-boom drum beats of the
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1her service and the way she winked at him when he handed him a plate of home fries with Heinz chili sauce. He'd covertly eat a couple of Tums after each meal, hiding the fact his
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2old block of bleu cheese. What it lacked in creativity, it made up for in bold flavor and aromatic allure unheard of these days. So,
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0But the eyes he did have showed him one thing, that his
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2him in naughty places - the kind they warned you about in kindergarten. But he didn't care anymore. He didn't
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0Luckily, simultaneously, as he was telling a story, he had reached the punchline - one that he thought was funny - and so assumed our maniacal laughing was due to his wit and
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3We could not help but notice that due to her animated gesturing, a single talc stalactite dislodged from her vaginal area in a white clod that fell with a poof as it hit the
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3Once, we went to visit her to get her for an early morning road trip. We woke her up; she had overslept. So we watched TV while she got ready. After a few minutes, she
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4name in a manner that sounded like a cat expelling a hairball. The odor of perfumed talcum powered filled the room and
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3started this twitching thing a few years ago. She could swear it was noticeable by others. But time and again, she was assured that no one else could see her eyelid spasms. Still,
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5would have been the worst thing I had in my mouth. That is, before I went on a gluten-free diet. Compared to that, the current contents of my mouth were a welcome change. In fact,
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1wheat he ate three times a day was doing a number on his gastrointestinal tract. He was as clean as a whistle from stem to stern and quite proud of it. Once, he even