Finished Folds (2201—2220)
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5Was visible as Ethel P. Nelson and her roller parrots entered the room. The first parrot, Alfred, declared "Put down your chainsaw, now!" Then his nine siblings chanted in unison.
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5Purple Prof was consulted and the Foldarama began on schedule. The schizophrenics posted some of the best lines and were understandably undergoing laughter therapy. Improvised play
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5The robo - lobotomists supposedly know what they are doing, but are they to be trusted? Can they also perform electroshock therapy on the most severe schizophrenics? We'll find out
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1At Z (zombie) rated movies will the homemade vodka sauce be served. Otherwise, we sell it in jars. 16. Fake plastic trees are to be planted so zombies can't try to eat them. 17.
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2To the music of DJ Snow at the Axis Club until 3am unless you are drunk. And you know what to drink - our homemade saki. Brewmaster Jack knows exactly what he is doing when mixing
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1The the same realtor, sales were going to be plummeting. Howard The Duck couldn't sell condos because there were too many to even rent. There went my job!
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1Was not the place to carry a chainsaw. The gorilla who did security for them was a guerrilla economist with years of experience. What was he doing here, I wondered. The barista was
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2Walk and used the trashcan on the corner. Groceries and garbage are the two most ubiquitous things in this world, Uncle Squawkers and Aunt Nona told Vera as a small child.
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2The goats came in and ordered drinks at the bar. They locked horns, so everyone could make make a toasdt to the god Pan.
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1Hell was at 3208 W. Armitage. Have your pizzz delivered or go to Hell. Your choice. Visiting was a trip through theland between two walls.
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1Time for a new gold backed reserve currency. It turned out to be dollops, followed by the RMB and Ruble. Mr. Banks was overturned by a semi, as was his karma. The nefarious link
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1How did he know I had a garden when Mr. Herring snuck out there and sang "Gardening at Night" with Michael Stipe when Mr.Herring and him planted the gardenias. It was a Full Moon!
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0Was I ready to take the final step towards sealing the fate of this story by giving it a wonderful last line? Yes I was! The smell of the pepperoni will last a thousand years! End.
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2This meant he had to work on his days off. Even beavers need a day off, he politely said. Larry, Curly and Moe showed up and were paid with a dinner consisting of pigs' feet
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5Due to the blackout." Santa got out on bond. He returned home to find a sinkhole where his house was. He nearly fellinto it, but his wife pulled him away from the precipice just in
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2The World Cup of 2016 could not top this one, but it tried. A team of Big Toes competed against Treefingers Anonymous in the championship. Treefingers tied it with 0:45 left in the
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4D to know what Halsey means in the "New Americana" lyrics unless you actually were raised on Biggie and Nirvana? I was not. Generation Y is certainly plasticated, compared to the
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0Show signs of stage tremors, reminiscent of Parkinson's. After he went to the doctor, I could finish my solo. Han Solo did his own solo on rye futuristica. The three of us tied fo
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5Sandwiches and Bird's Pudding. Lady Macbeth was still using Shout to remove that stain on her favourite nightgown. Nefertiti was trying to help her, and they made some progress.
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4The chicken, who pointed towards Farmer McGregor. Farmer McGregor had a basket of quail eggs, which were as good as any. They only cost three dollops, with no sales tax! She took