Finished Folds (2221—2240)
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2At least she was helping make Wolfman Jack's Glogg. It meant she would finally have a job. The glogg was sold worldwide, and she met Frank Zappa at the Gloggery. How exciting was
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2And hijacked the website, renaming it dogs of walmart. Being cats, these little aliens were hired as greeters at walmart to replace humans. They did work for free. The savings were
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3The eye doctor, who was also a witch. Susanna obtained special glasses and had 20/20 vision the rest of her life. Ichabod never figured it out because he slept through it all.
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2Patients with chronic sinusitis. Hansel was not one of them. He was aware how Black Beard was a quack and warned Gretel. It happened to be just in time for the revolution. Lucky...
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3The bed had not been changed in some 25 years and presumably had bedbugs. The stove still worked. After reading an issue of Melody Maker from autumn 1991, it was time to leave.
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0Her family was there , including Uncle Ernie, Cousin Rabbitt and Cousin Itt. The latter two were deaf mutants who were otherwise literate and read one book each day since 1999.
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2He had learned that during the great famine of 2023. He was thus one of the sole survivors of that dreadful mini ice again. Thus the giant still ate people. The news reporters were
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0For a big surprise!", the wolfman told him. "Please take a seat!", he said as he served water. He even added a lemon slice for flavour. Bronco was about to tip the wolfman when he
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0Peel like an onion when the subway slasher was roaming the subway stations at rush hour. The calamari were too poisonous for any subway slasher, so she was left alone and went home
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1Dr. Himmler disguised himself as a rugrat and this allowed him to escape under the carpet when suspected of murder. Goering knew about this and provided the distraction of revenge.
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0"Give me back my wig!", she told her lover. Daniel wore the wig when crossdressing. She dscovered this one night when she returned home early. Hound Dog Taylor entered with her.
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1Are coming inside the wig shop to find rare Pokemons and are willing to look at wigs just to hatch eggs. Once hatched, the eggs attack them and run the bloody zombies out the door!
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0Her packaging so she wouldn't suffocate when she meant to knit. Her sweater was a lovely golden colour. Valentino X, her lover, thanked Micah with a pepperoni and onion pizza.
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0The grand social experiment called pokemon go. Some of the players were killed in action - crossing roads, walking off cliffs, getting run over by kangaroos, squirted by cane toads
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0An brush and had her husband do the job in exactly 37:44. The swan was white so it didn't create any catastrophic globalist furour. The Crap News Network reporter interviewed her.
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1This was one very cheap alternative to sending humans into this dangerous toxosphere. Assad had his axemen go out and hunt the ferrets for meat. People were starving, so why not?
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1The jar of mayonnaise was homemade by Mme. Manatee for her husband, Det. Manatee. Being a Ball Jar, the seal wouldn't budge when the White Dragon Society threatened revolution. A
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0Seal. Det. Cucumber and Det. Manatee teamed up with Diamond Dave to record a song for the sequel to "Attack of The Killer Vegetables". The movie was a cult classic and won an Oscar
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4This was before the Burning Man festival started. Already the collective unconscious was splintering into 2,475,196 fragments. All had to be accounted for, according to the rules.
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3Going to know how the story will end? You can't!" His wife said that was just fine with her. She loved the randomness of it all. Wilbur was too worried about plot, she complained.