Finished Folds (2401—2420)
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3Into a cash cow. Lazy Susan is my pet cow. She will never do anything more than give milk. Her offspring are grass fed and graze so well other cows are jealous.They get eaten!
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0DJ Shaggy took over the megaphone. "The party is just getting going!", he bellowed. The bulldogs waiting outside crashed the party and ate all the food. Things were crashing fast.
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2The passenger answered truthfully, no. The bus driver was devastated and nearly crashed the bus. He was fired for negligence. The passenger took over driving the bus to the garage.
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4Never be able to claim privacy again, in the true sense. The world was a commune, a co-op, whatever term you choose. Whomever understood that best won the election astrology bets.
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0His teeth until they became bear mush. He had been folding stories all day and never stopped laughing. The jury was relieved to be able to fold stories with him. Case settled.
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7Vladimir Gorodov visited and put a salve on my chest, which cured me of any more need for self-bifurcation. My chest hair grew back as tree branches my shirt couldn't cover up.
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0I lived on Kerb Street, next to Weed Street. No, not marijuana. Trumpet weeds played all day and slept all night. No one could get rid of them, except the Weedmen who had sprouted
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2Goat's head soup was served instead of turtle soup that day at Binyon's. Chef Boyardee was impressed and put it on the menu, alongside curried goat, Jamaican style. Bob Marley tast
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3Pointed out the similarities between the shark on the Jaws poster in 1973 and Hillary's face when she smiled and cackled simultaneously. Harold said, "See? She once was a shark!'
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0The bifurcated head of her husband on a bird's body was ringing the doorbell with his newly webbed feet. He had been folding stories all morning! She said, "Wait, please!" and then
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4Fashion designer Anna Pavlova worked with Pavlov's Dogs to beta test this new bihumanoid style of dressing for work as a cyborg. Bihumanism was widely adopted by 2154. Dr. Dada was
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4Asked. The Al Pacino impersonator spent three years perfecting sealing wax and making impressions of his mum 's dentures, calling it ready-made dentistry for the new age of
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3As I struggled to wake up. The invisible hand put mocha capuccino on the table and I polished off the whole thingin 12:54. My mum used a time clock found in the junk drawer to see
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0The nanny- goat's husband freed her and for three years they have lived in Monkberry Village, where Buddhist monks from Vietnam care for them. They get to eat their favourite food,
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1"I am making Monkberry Moon Delight", she replied. Six rams entered the kitchen and sat down. "We are starved for you famous pies", Ram Dass declared. He was doodling on the wall.
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0Three years later into Moon Pies, filled with guzzleberry cream. They were huge sellers at places like Chinese Factory Outlet. Mrs. Monkberry bought her family six cases of them!
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1Were bright red, meaning they were infected. Doctor Gsgudfill declared, it was the Xixa virus and the only treatment was plastification. It would cost $4,375 to complete. Prescribe
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3Lesson plans were drawn up for bifurtification studies, since the next semester began August 19, 2028. Fifty students, each with two heads, signed up to be the first guinea pigs.
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1Silver spoons until you learn how to fix spigots properly. No apprenticeship is complete until the trifurtigation is successfully cemented. Three heads are better than one!" Sammy
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0To complete the process of bifurtification and declate the whole experiment a success, after ten years of work. The bifurcated heads grew noses six inches long and feet size 13.