Finished Folds (2421—2440)
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1Besides smash the radio into 2,364,165 pieces and make his tinnitus worse? Radioheads were sprouting like jackflowers in the kitchen sink. They played some Sirius station, featurin
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3Grabbed soap and water to clean up. He had to be presentable! His axe was there in its secret place to ward off more accidental spit. Ana cleaned herself up too. The Axeman cometh,
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2Was called, so I could make it at home and then sell it legally. I needed some source of independent income because Rattus Norvegicus was going belly up and I would be laid off.
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13Me in there ! The rats told me, "Join the club!" and stared at me, until I too became Rattus Norvegicus. Now we went as a group and the party really started at 2 that morning.
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2The most challenging part of the trip. Bring plenty of dog treats.they will sniff your bags!' Indeed, they all wanted to adopt me, but I could take only one home with me. A poodle
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3Pure juices to accompany them. The cheddar, pepper jack and mozzarella started a nuclear war in the cheese bin. My fridge made crunching noises all night. Nobody slept any more!
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1Spoke fluent Klingon and was offered a part in the next Star Wars film, due out in 2018. This was a brand new character, and his nerdiness was just what Sir Maxwell Hammer wanted.
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1But I still follow your methods of cleaning out all the remnants of commercial industrial ponds of goo." Mr. Clean laughed. "I remember that. The janitors do it now. Times change!"
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4Was busy folding stories when the enema reminded him about his late mum 's clown collection. She loved clowns because nobody else did. Someone had to, she reasoned. These clowns
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3Place far away, but had no way to get there without calling his friend who had a UFO. "Dolhghvvy, I need your help, right now!", he said to his old comrade. Folding stories were a
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2Like body armour and ran around scaring humans to death. But, because it was a cyborg, the police were helpless. They too dropped dead, like flies in a sticky trap. Black goo was
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3Feet became tentacles. I could no longer walk down the street and go about business. My minions had to do that for me. I read more books than ever before - my glasses still fit me.
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1The big yellow taxi is about to run you over!" Bob grabbed his valise and tried to crawl away from the man eating cyborg driving his car. Splat! Black goo spread everywhere.
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3The taste of the frankenfoods sold at the Chinese Factory Outlet or the franken-creatures made with GMO ingredients that were proposed to fight the so called Zika viruses infecting
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9This potato was unlike any other Tom had ever prepared to cook. It spoke Queen's English and said, "Don't chop me up!" Tom did not know what to say. Then, the potato spoke again !
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2Lapland, where cats and dogs roamed freely, greeting customers. E. M. sat on the. Co Counter giving customers his grey paws. Junior was watching and learning his uncle's s
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0Was only allowed to look at them from a distance. He had a harem where hot spots were ubiquitous, that should have kept him satisfied. But he was a megalomniac with fanged teeth.
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3Was made only to order at the Blazzaville factory in LaLa Land and there was no website. The overseas call cost 300 dollops and lasted 4:52:11. Determined to obtain this rare item,
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1Encing purposes. She was not from Manila either. V the guerilla economist knew her and told me to not take her home. I listened to V daily. The guerilla gorilla was banned from all
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6Who was just ten years old and had a kingdom of Legos in his house of ten rooms. Everything Jakov did was in multiples of ten. Being a cyborg, I understood his bizarre universe.