Finished Folds (2581—2600)
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1They were flying all over downtown Chicago, and Mayor Emanuel thought this was more reason to open legal marijuana dispenseries. At least they didn't murder anyone! Such logic was
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3Off the roof into the swimming pool, where Mr. Churchill found him and carried his new clothes. One big accomplishment was that he was the first streaker there since 1974.
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3Jon Anderson was a damned perfectionist, and insisted she listen to every take of every song off each album. That way, she was hired. She wrote her mum, "I have found my dream job!
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4"I am his identical twin. I am the one who painted the Emperor dressed as a woman. I was banished to Coventry, which is where my brother is now. Yes, I am Rip Van Codpiece!"
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2One afternoon, the High Priest brought the Emperor the daily news and to do sacrificial rituals per usual, only to find the Emperor playing the piano. "Don't record me, I'm drunk"
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3Brass piece weighing 6,000 lbs. The bright yellow colour made him snow blind, which meant no walking in snow. Bummer! He needed an indoor ski resort to avoid SAD.
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3And knew he had to fold stories instead of eating bananas at midnight with a swig of butterscotch schnapps. His wife was begging him to see a psychiatrist again after 20 years.
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2of the best way to create killer lines for folding stories!" In fact, he had been up until 2 in the morning folding stories. It was better than going to the 24-hour grocery store.
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0Pixels so they mushroomed and reached 2,653,605. This was microscopic, and what I saw scared me so much I threw it on the floor, smashing it into 3,075,135 shards of glass. My wife
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3Folding a story and laughing out loud as he typed it in. I was invited to add the next line, as I was already a member of the Folding Stories team. "Comrade, what do you think?",
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1Finally, he had an idea for a killer line. Slim Whitman was his role model. This diner was full of people unwittingly giving him ideas for the next stories he folded. Paul jotted
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2To comment on how he felt about distractive walking. He was guilty of it himself, whilst playing Pokemon Go. He in fact was lucky to have not fallen off a cliff yesterday at noon.
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2For the beers he had to leave at the door for the resident lions and tigers to offer to their God of the Water. Placiris was a well known beer-gardener, who grew his own vegetables
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2Visit Egypt just to be able to boast I rode a camel? I had acrophopbia and my shrink recommended I try camelback riding. Never again, my back was killing me. No Bengay here. Argh!
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1Joe Atwill looked at Jan Irvin, his fellow researcher, and said, "Yep. This is what were talking about in our last podcast on our Unspun series!" They would talk about this on
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3The folds were living proof life imitates art as much as art imitates life. That old chicken and the egg line. Purple Prof's chicken crossed the road just in time that afternoon!
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2The paper airplane was set in flight on Sunday, July 17th at 8:45pm. It contained the first line of this folding story. Viktor stood on the shore of Lake Opeka and wished it well.
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10He counted the laundered money, putting it in his suitcase. He was off to the Cayman Islands, to live there pemanently. He and his family boarded the Z-liner, then it took off.
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1Manifliable drone, he injected Positron into the drone's brain. The drone flew for 3.2 seconds before crashing on the polyurethane floor into 6,279,474 pieces. Its owner, Sir John,
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3The show was to be titled "Vampire Hunters" so the dumbed down masses would easily spot it. Reality TV needed short titles. People have shorter and shorter attention spans now!