Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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1How to do an alleyoop. I showed them the old Hollywood Argyles skit. Then they were practising it themselves, watched by John Cleese himself, their coach. He grabbed a fishbowl
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1Was perfect. Goofy was waiting for some doggie treats before Trump could leave. Mike Pence had some, so Goofy ate the whole thing and ran off. They boarded the Airbus and fled.
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3Trying to eat my spaghetti right out of the bowl. When I refused, they grabbed the bowl and everything in my cart, before running out the front entrance. The cashier, a dog-woman,
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3One the radio stations could ignore. He covered "Leader of The Laundromat", by the Detergents in 1964. All other tracks were originals, including the raunchy ditty titled "Dirtbag"
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1How he almost was run over by a cyclist playing Pokemon Go on the way to work. There were bike lanes for exactly that reason. The cyclist has just grabbed a QPT under the bridge.
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0And brought him with us to work. Pavlov now wrote Doggish so my Rat Terrier mutt had to translate. For tat, Hazza was paid with dog treats. Suddenly, we had two helpers in our
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0Because he could sell them for cash. Flipper put them under lock and key, guarded by a dog. Marineland management could not swim that deep, no human could. They knew it was the end
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2The pizza he ordered had everything on it. The toppings fought for every inch of space with the mozzarella and tomatoes. The cooks made it to order. Chung took one bite and died.
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0Indulged in Bolthouse Farms smoothies, which she bought at Whole Foods. Being a goat, the cashiers got to know her. She was a loyal customer and got some bottles free monthly.
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2Two young dudes went to check whose label was on the sneakers. It was Guignon de Clichy, who they had read about recently. They each bought a pair and wore them for ten years. Fin.
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6And Spot went to play Pokemon Go on his dogphone. He had taken his master's old iphone, unknown to his master. It was hidden in a secret spot. Better than bad tasting dog food.
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0When he declared the files demanded by the investigators confidential. He stomped his foot so hard it broke a water main and was heard at least ten miles away. This was the end...
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2Norm had food poisoning and his stomach was spliced together so precariously he couldn't laugh any more. Dr. Yoon gave his diagnosis at a press conference: someone hated his guts.
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6Going to not fold your stories. Period. You fold my stories, I will fold yours. Fair is fair. We are all in this together. Think about it.
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4Several MRE's and water bottles, to name a few things. I didn't tell anyone, especially Red and 12,362. I carried a journal as well. My comrades were all affected by the collapse
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2Who was a daughter if Tzu Chi, the last Emperor of China. The Wu dynasty used sedan chairs, aka bullock carts, to get around, even to buy groceries. The Eunuch needed goat's milk.
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4Ant Chango was looking for an uncle. Bee Goode chased her, but she was not interested. The Zeppelin carried ants all over the world and we couldn't vanish fast enough that day.
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2Who understood her schizotypical tendencies? She carried her pistol everywhere. Princess Bernice put on her meat cleaver costume. Then she fed her three cats. All were tabbies.
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3Was still singing about war and why it was good for nothing. There was plenty of evidence of wrongdoing, but it had to be translated from Gibberish. That was a problem. Who dared
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5Go wrong next? J.G. Ballard and I had coffee together daily and discussed plots for our next collaborations. There was no better collaborator than Ballard! We used napkins to write