Finished Folds (2661—2680)
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1Was only one of many exquisite corpses started on or during the week of October 29th, 2012. The second corpse was approximately 5,000 words, equal to five pictures.
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2Mr. Grasshopper and Mrs. Caterpillar watched in horror and invaded the blender so it was disabled. Johann was stung by Mrs. Bee, as a distraction. The blender shattered into 59,296
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3Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac were beat friends already and pulled up all the daisies they saw. The other travellers said they were hungry, so all the daisies were eaten.
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3Mrs. Ostrich took me under her wing. Literally, I grew feathers and was an ostrich within no time. This family liked me because I could speak perfect Queen's English.
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3They were stunned. Detective Blopski called for an investigation, knowing only animals could have pulled this off. How else could a human disintegrate so bloody quickly that black
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3Ss the Congress of Monkeys. The Chief Baboon proposed getting out of town fast on the Monkey Cart. It was waiting for them. All could squeeze into the back of the van as the driver
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1Left the bones for the winged scavengers overhead, who must have numbered in the thousands. Klingons stopped by the look at the bones. Klingom #1 said, "This was the work of dogs."
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3It had bags of mud chips that were so stale it wasn't funny anymore. Aunt Mildred had died and forgotten all about them. Holding his nose, the chief inspector took them outside.
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1Prepared shepherd's stew with mutton, beef and goat to surprise Sister Nutrena. She said, "You must have known I craved meat stew after visiting my three wolf friends!"
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2The year 2012 was supposed to be. The masses gathered, holding roses for his grave while he fled for the South Coast Ferry.
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0Cover of the killer tomatoes, who laid in wait. In one instant, they could kill you. "Don't use the disposal unit!', Captain Tomatillo screamed as Mrs. Jones pulled the switch.
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3You touching it. According to the Droid Manual, only one human can activate the kill switch for built in apps, one of which is Pokemon Go. You must play by the rules. The Droid can
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2Surprise. Someone had stolen the keys to Cornfed Pig's house. He was furious. Some dude tried to open the front door and found the locks changed. "Blimey!", the dude shouted.
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6Captain Crunch could only hurry up! He was supposed to shed high fructose corn syrup in favour of real sugar, first time in decades. His Crunchmobile broke down on the way there.
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5And sang her latest hit, "Don't Get Mad, Get Even". The Black Lagoon extended a goopy hand to grab Mariah Carey and she fell in, head first. Her fans wept as they heard the news.
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1From reflective materials, grow long tentacles and reach down to the table. The frail body shook itself awake and grabbed the tentacle. Next thing I knew, I was in the invarrarium.
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6To investigate the infiltration of their lairs by foreign entities who looked like Martians. Sea monkey #1 spoke out against the removal of waterproof installations designed to
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1The food inspector announced the candy had artificial ingredients. Not only that, there was an epidemic of cavetified orifices that cost a billion dollops to maintain. No money for
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1I realised the air temperature was just 2F. Where did I lose the magic gloves? They were irreplaceable. The Ace hardware truck saw me and drove me to the store, where I found them!
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2And giant ten-footed screwdriver, so the numbers sequence would go