Finished Folds (2641—2660)
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2That was when the fifties nostalgia officially ended. I accepted that cultural revolution had taken place and I jumped on the bus to what seemed like nowhere. I was reborn
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0I had to find the perfect excuse to leave, so I told my father I had to call someone. Then my phone rang and I got the news my house had burned down.
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4Up on her and told her she needed to see Dr. Quantiman regarding her premature hair loss. Drew Carey was going bald, two years later. Her agent told her to wear a wig and they visi
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2catfish stew. His appetite for strange words, cut and pasted, was why Michael Stipe had him sing "Star Me Kitten" in 1992. They had lunch together, and Michael Stipe ate veggie pie
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2The moderator was well known for his refusal to feed birds and squirrels. His excuse was it would only attract raccoons. Rocky Racoon entered the room, stinking of gin, and asked
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2And ate it, not knowing what was in it. "Yummy!", he said and then started to have a seizure. Russian soldiers knew what was in it and stole the recipe, per Syria's leader.
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3Some compensation for the time spent on the hunt for the Red Menace himself. He is the puppet-master of Galaxy M23. This guy is the mastermind behind the plot to defenestrate
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1All Charlie Sheen clones suffered from severe verbal diarrhea. There was no known cure, but Lem consulted Dr. Olav Gruzinsky, who had a PHD in psychology and could provide evidenc
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0Dr. Siughjgky showed up, folders in hand, he realised the other new partner knew something. It turned out this pervert had a long criminal record and many aliases, among them
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2Page had been hijacked by spolactites while she slept fitfully. It was suddenly plastered by pictures of mold spores magnified 500 times, with the words, "channel 147" onscreen.
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4The Giant had a secret factory where these pills were produced. PS4 size pills were not for small orifices so they had to be crushed into 538 pieces for humans my size.
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4They sang the "Lumberjack Song" in unison as their tentacles clawed away at my scaly fingers, revealing something that looked and smelled like lavendar. John Cleese walked in and
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2My dish on the table, all six courses at once. Vulcan stew with pigeon, mutton, ostrich and other rare meats, was delicious. That was accompanied by steamed rice, with mushrooms.
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5The peyote had taken her halfway across Planet X, aka Niburu, and back. Troi kept a diary of her astronomical journey. It was 50 pages, in miniscule script characters. Illegible
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1As she became a vulture and polished it off sooner than he could create a hole in the roof she could fly out of to parts unknown, joining her best feathered friends. This was quite
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3Fact, Johnnie Cochran wore a gorilla suit and played the piano, singing "Ape Man" the night before at the Bar Louie while drunk, accompanied by baboons. He entered the courtroom
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5My instructor dyed my hair fire engine red and sent me hitch hiking across the galaxy Q29c. It was rather fun, wearing a boiler suit like the kind Pete Townshend wore onstage.
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3Struck the golf cart, causing it to explode and sending 1,847,298 radioactive metal shards across town, hitting pedestrians and cars.
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4Paul Erdos was a Bunnyman who played piano better than humans. He played "Music For Rabbits" by Sergei Romanov (1823-1894). It was a jumpy piece of work, overall. Humans hated it.
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1So Fabio could wash his hair. One juror fainted from the stench, another threw up. The judge himself held his nose. The Z crystals were stolen by a monkey who thought they were