Finished Folds (2761—2780)
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2Creatures and their offspring, whom he catalogued diligently. This volume became the source of even more folding stories in the future. There was a second and third volume as well.
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2Ate the brown bomber and immediately regretted it. What the hell was inside this dreadful laxative chocolate? The label only listed ingredients in Gibberish.
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7Long past the Disco era and it was time to wake up to smell the coffee. Dr. Demento stood by and pretended to read the newspaper.
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2The transsexual replied, "I want to be simply called Jack. Anything else is politically incorrect."
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2Man sang "Enjoy Yourself" (Prince Buster) as Thich Quang Duc's brother ate his daily pho noodles and green tea.
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2His last beer before heading home in a bullock cart. He slept like a dead person.
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1Harry went on to be a psychotherapist, whose cats played - making clients laugh more than his rivals. he called it "cat therapy".
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3This was no ordinary cranial matter splattered all over the newsroom. They had to publish The Onion by the next morning, and needed no further research into the headline stories.
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2Was a supporter of Hillary Clinton, regardless of her dastardly deeds. Clinton provided support and wanted to.post bond when allowed to do so.
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3Know which mouth to feed. Mouth #1 naturally wanted to be first, but Mouth #2 and Mouth #3 conferred as to how to get their share of the porcupine their owner had killed.
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5Her Grandma was still alive and heard every word she said. Gran appeared, "How dare you find your own painting worthless!" Gretta bowed before Gran and apologised profusely.
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2Myrtle the three headed turtle was a famous investigator by now. She was the King's constant companion.
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4The kombucha queen drank her last kombucha on June 20th. The cases she had bought at Whole Foods were so famous she annoyed the cashiers. "Here she comes!', cashier #1 said.
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2He insisted on taking five sleeping pills in a desperate attempt to resussitate his most famous music.
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2Screamed in pain. He sneezed thirty times, all over us. "Bless you!", we said in unison.
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2The ring finger said, "Hell, no!' The middle finger, when asked, did agree, on one condition...
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3There was no option except to count the cigarette butts in the ashtrays. There were 2,933 of them.
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2Lost objects others could no longer find. My uncle Johann needed his brother's vision to find anything in his study that went astray. Things grew legs and began crawling up walls.
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5To promote the lack of aspartame in their product. Older customers were complaining about the flavour of the new product. Deepak Chopra insisted on no artificial flavours in the
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4Out, one by one. The bills piled up daily, we dared not open them. Or answer the phone. Debt collectors called constantly.